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You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.
Mater tua scortum (Uw moeder is een hoer.)
Sad people love the rain because they are no longer crying alone.
Zoals ik me geen zorgen gemaakt heb over mijn geboorte, maak ik me evenmin zorgen over mijn sterven.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.
It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.
My life is the equivalent of doing a Google search on a typewriter.
Why relationships fail? She won't follow you to the Dark Side.
Are you crying?
No, I'm having an allergic reaction.
To what?
To life.
Stop dreaming, keep believing.
Medelijden beslist wellicht over het lot van velen.
Repeat after me: "I am free".
I don't need you. One asshole in my pants is quite enough.
People love others not for who they are but for how they make them feel.
Don't mistake faith for coincidence.
You don't know me at all. What you "know" is only what I choose to show you, so quit judging me based on what you see, there is more to whatever is the real me.
In a divorce, you're supposed to divide everything. But in reality, you're actually multiplying everyone you used to have.
Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.
I'm okay... isn't that what I'm suppose to say?
Only a person who has not felt true love can move on in life saying "There are lots of other fish in the sea."
Sarcasm makes you mentally stronger. Which is very effective when dealing with emotional stress and frustration.
You don't have to outswim the shark. You just have to outswim the guy you are scubadiving with.
Een nieuw jaar, een nieuw begin. Een slecht jaar, een kutbegin.
Soms is het leven meer dan leven.
Why are you sad?
I don’t know.
No reason?
Oh no there are plenty of reasons. I’m just not sure which one it is this time.
I want you to know something but I don't exactly know how to tell you. Just read the first 3 words.
Eat healthy, stay fit, die anyway.
Chinese Lesson 3: Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
My 5 year-old son said "If a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.
Being nice never pays off.
Jensen Quinn
What an interesting story! Now here's mine... Once upon a time, I didn't give a shit.
Working in IT is like being married. When it's perfect, there's no thank. When it goes wrong, you are in shit.
If you care to much, you'll end up fucked over.
Lie.
Skip a meal.
Cry a little.
Fake a smile.
Keep quite.
Pretend.
Break down.
Die a little.
Repeat.
Alleen ben ik gekomen, alleen ga ik heen.
I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
I can't eat and I can't sleep. I'm not doing well in terms of being a functional human, you know?
Ned Vizzini
If I stayed here, something inside me would be lost forever—something I couldn't afford to lose. It was like a vague dream, a burning, unfulfilled desire. The kind of dream people have only when they're seventeen.
Haruki Murakami
You don't realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit.
My worst nightmare would be to lose you.
I'm a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. If you want a tattoo, get one. If you rather stay home that night, it's okay to miss that party. Don't forget that you're living for yourself. You don't owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.
I don't judge people based on race, creed, colour or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure.
I have a black belt in sarcasm.
I think some smiles are masks to hide the pain underneath. Because if you showed the pain that's bruising your hear and weighing down your mind, you'd simply fall apart.
Being an atheist is okay. Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay. Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay. Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.
I'm at the point in my life where if a car hit me, I'd probably say thank you to the kind stranger.
Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
I promise to love you:
At 6 am when you're waking to go to work, to school, or whatever road life takes on you; and when you didn't sleep well, your hair is a mess and your eyes are sleepy.
At 8 am when we say goodbye for the day and you're rushing out the door with a cup of black coffee when your lips taste the caffeine.
At 3 pm when you're exhausted from the day and people have worn you out and you feel like sighing, crying, and falling asleep and escaping in afternoon dreams. I will kiss your forehead and wrap myself in your arms.
At 10 pm when you're heading to bed, even though you won't sleep for hours and you'll flip through all the channels tired of dismal newscasts and re-runs. Especially when we become a human knot wrapped up in sheets and kisses.
At 3 am when loneliness and sadness do not destroy you, but consume you and when you weep without an explanation I'll kiss your lips, softly and tell you you're the absolute best. When we talk about life and why winter kills the flowers. I will love you when you grow old. I will love you even after that. I will love you if I'm no longer here. I will love you. I will love you. And I will love you.
I may not be your first, but I plan to be your last.
If karma doesn't hit you I fucking will!
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
Sterven is wat het leven het de moeite maakt.
Mensen zeggen altijd: "Er zwemmen genoeg vissen in de zee." Volgens mij is BP in mijn zee geweest.
• Hey Lisa.
• Her name is not Lisa.
• I know, I know. But every time I say "Hey, Lisa!" eventually she'll come up to me and say "My name is not Lisa, it’s Jennifer or whatever" and then I"ll do a big apology and say "I thought you were Lisa who’s mad at me me for not calling". And from then on Jennifer or whatever her name is will think I dated a girl who looked just like her who I rejected and she’ll develop this unconscious need to win my approval. From then on it’s a piece of cake.
Say "Hi" first. If there's anything I've learned, it's that if you want to talk to someone, talk to them. Go out on a limb, do not wait for them to talk to you first because, odds are, they're waiting for the same thing.
Revenge proves its own executioner (Wraak voert zichzelf uit).
John Ford
The only way humans have ever figured out of getting somewhere, is to leave something behind.
Newtons third law
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Are you lying?
Yeah.
Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes.
Todd Tiahrt
If you love large, you've got to hurt large. If you've got a lot of light, you've probably got an equal amount of darkness.
No, my status message wasn't even about you. Why? Did you find something in your size? That's from our new "guilty conscience" collection.
Gevaar is mijn tweede naam.
Leven om dood te gaan.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
It's hard to talk when you want to kill yourself.
Ned Vizzini
I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping.
Whenever you need me, I'll be there for you.
I'm fine, don't worry, everything is okay.
People think I'm fucked up because I'm not afraid of death but why would I be scared of something that will take me away from here?
When you lost my trust, you also lost me.
Society pushes us to pour out our beauty and uniqueness; so they can burn us alive for being too different.
R.M. Drake
A Mystery with a History and Dreams'
A Life without Love and Trust
A Memory is what I have, a Dream is what I might have, a Future is what I lost...
Done?
Ik denk dat ge bravo bedoelde.
Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh.
C.S.I = Can't Stand Immigrants
When asked if I am pessimistic or optimistic about the future, my answer is always the same: if you look at the science about what is happening on earth and aren't pessimistic, you don't understand the data. But if you meet the people who are working to restore this earth and the lives of the poor, and you aren't optimistic, you haven't got a pulse.
Martin Keogh
Spijt is verstand dat te laat komt.
Make a crucial error, try and cover it by pretending it was not an accident.
Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
I like sleeping. It's like death without the commitment.
It's an insane tragedy that 700.000 people get a diploma each year and can't read the damned diploma.
Life is life and so be it.
Ik ben weer zeer depressief. Gisteren werd ik bijna doodgereden door een autobus. Ik zag mijn hele leven aan mij voorbijflitsen, maar het vreemde was dat ik er niet in voorkwam.
The meaning of life, is that it stops.
Franz Kafka
My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business.
On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself!
Duisternis kan je niet zien.
You call me stupid? I fake a smile everyday and you believe it.
Your life is like your girlfriend. You don't have one.
It's doesn't always take a knife to kill someone. It just takes a simple goodbye.
You're gonna need a body bag, I'll break bones you didn't know you had.
A person who feels appreciated, will always do more than what is expected.
Heroes can live on their own, but heroes never die alone.
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call it eternity.
Jerzy Kosiński
If you don't speak your thoughts, they can't be turned around.
I just read that on average, an adult U.S. male will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times year. This is very upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese!
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Negaholics are people who become addicted to negativity and self-doubt. They can find fault in most things and never seem to be satisfied.
You managed to screw up the screw up = ge bent erin geslaagd het verprutsen te verprutsen.
The reason I like staying up late so muc his because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet en no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there woudl be no consequences. It's so silent and calm. I love it.
Before you say "hello" think...and make sure you accept the fact that one day you're gonna have to say "goodbye".
Families communiceren slecht.
It's hard to live laugh and love when all I want to do is cry and hate.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.
Goed is niet hetzelfde als juist.
They say things get better but they don't, you get used to it.
If you're not paying for something, you're not the customer
you're the product.
At the end of the day, one will stand and one will fall.
Wake. Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
Dood niks behalve de tijd.
Get a glass and smash it on the foor.
- Okay, done.
Is it broken?
- Yes.
Now say sorry to it.
- Sorry.
Is it fixed now?
- Of course not!
So sorry wasn't good enough?
- Well, no but.
What about glue? Can you fix it by gluing it back together?
- I can try.
Can you still see the cracks?
- Yes.
Will it hold any water? Can it still fulfil it's purpose?
- No but.
Why not?
- Because it's broken.
Because you have broken it.
- Oh.
And it will be broken forever. You couldn't fix it by saying sorry.
- Oh.
Will it still be broken if you walk away?
- Yes.
So you leaving it won't fix it?
- No.
Can anything make it the way it was before?
- No.
Do you understand now?
I'm not afraid of the gun in my hand, I'm not afraid of dying, I'm just afraid of the pain it will bring, and to see my best friends crying.
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Je kunt geen ruzie maken met iemand die er niet is.
Love is eternal, so let us give it some time.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks
I don't cling to life sufficiently to fear death.
I wonder if anything will make me feel again because right now, the only thing I can feel is so tired.
Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her.
One cloud is enough to eclipse all the sun.
If you could go anywhere in the world right now, would it be to a "where" or to a "who"?
People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass.
Pino Caruso
Proud and dignity.
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question.
Two friends, two bodies, with one soul inspired.
Go buy a personality.
Zelfs de dood is niet gratis. Hij kost het leven.
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
When we can't dream any longer, we die.
Emma Goldman
But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself.
Albert Camus
It's not you, it's me. I'm too good for you.
Free speech includes the right to not speak.
Jimmy Wales
If there is meaning in life at all, then there must be meaning in suffering.
Viktor E. Frankl
Women... Can't live with 'em... Can't shoot 'em.
At some point you will realise that you have done too much for someone or something, that the only next possible step to do is to stop. Leave them alone. Walk away. It's not like you're giving up and it's not like you shouldn't try. It's just that you have to draw the line of determination from desperation. What is truly yours would eventually be yours and what is not, no matter how hard you try, will never be.
People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy, human behavioral studies suggest.
I don't want to hurt you or anybody so just please forget about me. Just try. Find yourself a better friend. I never laughed as hard as I laughed with you but now not even the laughing feels good.
Nina Lacour
I want you for always -- days, years, eternities.
There is high speed Internet on the Mount Everest.
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Every man needs a woman when his life's a mess, because just like the game of chess, the queen protects the king.
You said you never meant to hurt me but my bloods on the floor and the knife is in your hands.
Can I sell my feelings on eBay? I don’t want them anymore.
Sometimes looking for answers only leads to more questions. And sometimes you're better off not knowing.
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
Chuck Palahniuk
It's okay. I know what we are and I know what we are not.
Say not, 'I have found the truth', but rahter, 'I have found a truth'.
I promise you this, no matter who enters your life, I will love you more than any of them.
Atelophobia, the fear of not being good enough.
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 sent the Mississippi River backwards.
It is what it is.
Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
Forgive your enemy but remember the fuckers name.
Help a men when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.
It's okay to be ugly... But aren't you overdoing it?
Negaholics are people who become addicted to self-doubt and negativity. They find the bad in most things and are hardly ever satisfied.
Hoe meer geduld je hebt, hoe meer de mensen er gebruik van maken.
Your shadow will always be aimed directly at the middle of a rainbow.
My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument."
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Girls stay saying "men are dogs" but they fail to realize dogs are loyal as fuck if you treat them right.
Je herinnert me waarom ik middelvingers heb.
Emotionally: I'm in pain.
Mentally: I'm depressed.
Spiritually: I'm stressed.
Physically: I smile.
Love is needing to be loved.
My neighbours always listen to good music, whether they like it or not.
Words are free. It's how you use them, that may cost you.
The life that I'm leading for myself right now doesn't leave much room for an actual life.
Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday today. I'm one year closer to my death than I was a year ago but hey, let's celebrate!
Suicidal people are just angels who want to go home.
Love is not finding someone you can live with; it's finding someone you can't live without.
Let me check my giveashitometer.
Nope, nothing.
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition and his wife in the country.
Helen Rowland
The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest.
Jellal Fernandes
Anyone else wanna disappoint me in 2015? Y'all have only one day.
Oh, you love Christmas music? Let me sing you a song, it goes.. Fa La La La La Go Fuck Yourself.
Usquamne placentula instructa habentur? (Zijn hier ergens nog wafeltjes te krijgen?)
The Empire State Building makes more money from tickets sales for its observation decks than it does from renting office space.
What scares you the most?
The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Beter vroeg dan laat sterven, want sterven doen we toch.
Scars are stories, history written on the body.
It is time, it is high time... Yes, but to do what?
If you keep following your dreams, they're going to file a restraining order.
People who blush easily are more generous and trustworthy than those who don't
Considering the constant shit we live through, it is a permanent solution to a persistent problem.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett
I propose an extension to the RTFM specification: RTFM/QW - Read The Fucking Manual and Quit Whining.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
And all of a sudden I felt really tired. Like the world had drained me for everything that I had.
All live ends. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
People say you have to love yourself before you can love someone else but sometimes you have to let someone love you so you can learn how to love yourself.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.
If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.
Men are from mars, women are from "Do I look fat in these?".
I have learned that if you must leave a place that you have lived in and loved and where all your yesteryears are buried deep, leave it any way except a slow way, leave it the fastest way you can. Never turn back and never believe that an hour you remember is a better hour because it is dead. Passed years seem safe ones, vanquished ones, while the future lives in a cloud, formidable from a distance.
Beryl Markham
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
It's easier to get into a conflict than to get out of it.
Don't use big words. They mean so little.
All marriages end in divorce or death.
Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed.
Ned Vizzini
People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. NO BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!
Not all people are annoying. Some are dead.
Silence is the best way to let someone know they did something wrong.
"It was a mistake" you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you.
David Levithan
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject and how to avoid them.
And in the end, we were all just humans... drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.
You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
Abraham Lincoln
A girl once told me to be careful trying to fix a broken person for you may cut yourself on their shattered pieces.
I don't even have a sense of humor anymore. It's literally just sarcasm and a general hate for the majority of the human population.
It is till it isn't.
You can sleep in your own bed tonight, I hope for your sake you don't wake up as broken as I am.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Misery is when grown-ups don't realize how miserable kids can feel.
I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Success is just failure that has not yet happened.
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, "Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence and good standing among your friends".
Iedereen die praat behalve ik. En niemand vraagt me wat er is.
If you can't run, then you crawl. When you cant crawl, well you know, you ask a friend to carry you.
Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
If you spent too much time warming up, you'll miss the race. If you don't warm up at all, you may not finish the race.
What's the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Metathesiophobia is the fear of things or people changing.
Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.
"Sorry can we just be friends?" is like saying "The dog died but can we keep it?"
What doesn't kill you makes me reconsider my strategy.
Ik voel mij als een vinger van een volmaakt hand, maar omdat ik slechter ben als de andere moet ik weg. Het voelt alsof ik mijzelf moet afhakken en met een gebroken hart moet verdergaan. En dit alleen omdat? Waarom? Waarom?
I now have no time to be tired.
Wilhelm I
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
De meeste vrienden zijn als trekvogels; zodra het koud wordt, maken ze dat ze weg komen.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I wake up every morning, wishing I didn't.
Nothing can be created from nothing.
Don't you dare tell me I'm beautiful until you've seen my scars that carve my body and the blood that pours out of my soul.
Don't you dare tell me I'm lovely until I completely shut you out because I swore to myself you're just like the rest and you'll get sick of me.
Don't you dare tell me I'm flawless until you've seen me break down in tears. I'll show you the darkness that consumes me and you'll run away.
But if you have seen my scars, bitterness and darkness, then perhaps I believe you.
De dood is slechts het begin.
My work is done. Why wait?
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like and how you act. Enjoy your stay.
The best conversation you will ever have, will be with a stranger.
Love is the master key that opens gates of happiness.
We live as we dream, alone.
Life asked death: "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
Most of the times, I truly think that nobody cares.
It was not into my ear you whispered but into my heart; it was not my lips you kissed but my soul.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words leave psychological wounds that will never heal.
Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody.
Elk begin heeft een einde.
Beauty: If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
Single and ready to get nervous around everyone I find attractive.
Soms doe je zoveel moeite om de juiste woorden te vinden, terwijl je uiteindelijk enkel en alleen "Ik hou van jou" hoefde te zeggen...
I used to be lonely, waiting for the right person to come by and love me and then you came like the morning star, bright as ever... loving as only you could ever have.
Lynette Warren
There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
My attitude changes the way people treat me.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Open up? So you can use it against me?
They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite.
Cassandra Clare
The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
Please hold while I connect you with someone who gives a fuck.
Her.
Her body.
Her smell.
Her hair.
Her eyes.
Her smile.
Her.
I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.
Tom Leveen
I wish I could just die in an accident. Then no one would blame themselves. For something I've wantend all along.
Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can be only forgiven, not forgotten.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
John Lennon
Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone.
I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
Never lie to someone that hurts you. Never trust someone that lied to you.
I never finish anyth
There are 3 types of people:
Those who makes things happen
Those who watch things happen
And those who wonder what happened.
Love was not put here to stay. Love is not love until you give it away.
Success is never permanent, and failure is never final.
You know why I'm not a vegetarian?I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to eat carrots
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Therefore give a man a fish, and you save the world from overfishing.
The meaning of life is finding whatever thing, no matter how big or how small, that gives your life meaning.
If I commit suicide, it will not destroy myself but put myself back together. Suicide will be for me the only means of violently reconquering myself, of brutally invading my being, of anticipating the unpredictable approaches of God. By suicide, I reintroduce my design in nature, I shall for the first time give things the shape of my will.
He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.
Go to work, send your kids to school, follow fashion, act normal, walk on the pavement, watch tv, save for old age and obey the law.
Discussiëren is kennis uitwisselen, ruziemaken is onwetendheid uitwisselen.
Quillen
Facebook is the new Internet Explorer 6, you don't want to work with it anymore but you need to because all the dummy users still use it...
Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.
Depression isn't always that girl that's crying in the bathroom
or the boy that is always wearing long sleeves.
It isn't always suicide notes and pills bottles.
Sometimes, it's all smiles and good grades.
Sometimes it's the boy that always helpful and the girl that you always borrow things from.
Depression isn't always that easy to notice.
Every 18 minutes, somebody dies from a suicide. Every 43 seconds, somebody attempts one.
For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you.
Everything happens for a reason. That reason just happens to be that the world hates you.
I can be at my lowest point, and I'm still gonna celebrate your wins. That's just how I'm built.
There is a hell, believe me I've seen it.
Love is like war: easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget.
I will tell people I'm tired but in fact I'm depressed.
I will tell people I'll be fine tomorrow but I know, tomorrow will be worse.
I tell lies everyday and I know, I'll not be able to stop it by myself.
You say fuck the police, but who's stopping me from killing you?
Someone needs to develop a separate social network for people who can't spell & have no knowledge of grammar. Call it Fasebuk.
It was more fun in hell.
It is never too late to fall in love.
Sandy Wilson
If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.
It's never goodbye. (Afscheid bestaat niet)
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
You say I'm always happy, and that I'm good at what I do, but what you'll never realize is, I'm a damn good actor too.
Stairs kill around 12,000 people every year, while elevators kill about 27.
It takes a second to notice someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love with someone, and a life time to forget them.
I lied again today. I would say I hate lying to my family, but I only hate lying to people I love.
Death is as casual and often as unexpected as birth. It is as difficult to define grief as joy. Each is finite. Each will fade.
I'd be lying if I told you losing you was something I could handle.
Wil je kritiek voorkomen? Zeg dan niets, doe niets, wees niets.
Aristoteles
Oh I'm sorry you didn't get the memo that we weren't friends anymore. I left it right next to the knife you used to stab me in the back with.
Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I'm with you.
A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason.
My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude. It's an art. - Michelle Lee
I'm not gonna give a fuck anymore... If you hurt me, I'm gonna hurt you. That's how it's gonna be from now on...
Do not be sad because of people. They will all die.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
My wallet is empty just like my soul.
Don't fall in love. Fall of a bridge, it hurts less.
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered "Who ties your shoelaces for you?".
Wegkwijnend in een hoekje, wachtend tot de eeuwigheid.
Wachtend totdat datgene hem komt bevrijden.
Niet wetend of datgene ooit zal komen.
Zonder goede hoop en tegen beter weten in toch blijven wachten.
Verder kwijnend onder alles.
Sometimes I sit and watch the ink leak from my pen. It comforts me to know something else bleeds the way I do.
"Do you have difficulty sleeping?" Sometimes not. When I do it’s bad, though. I lie there thinking about how everything I’ve done is a failure, death and failure, and there’s no hope for me except being homeless, because I’m never going to be able to hold a job because everyone else is so much smarter.
Ned Vizzini
I'll fake all the smiles, if it stops all the questions.
Stop the world, I wanna get off.
We live as we dream - alone. While the dream disappears, the life continues painfully.
Joseph Conrad
Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?
Kurt Vonnegut
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
It's hard to answer the question "what's wrong" when nothing's right.
Don't worry, I'm just an arrogant, lazy, egotistical piece of shit. But, I am somewhat of a romantic.
I'm not the girl your mother warns you about. I won't kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won't make you choose between what you love to do & me. I'm not cold. I'm not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us.
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.
Good work is mostly awarded with more work.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Someone told me I swear too much. I was like fuck that. That fucker can go fuck themselves.
Leef om te vechten.
Today's attitude forecast: Slightly sarcastic with the occasional opinion and a whole lot of I couldn't care less.
Apology accepted. Trust denied.
Maybe the rain is our tears during our cloudiest hours and the thunder and lightning are sounds of our hearts breaking.
We are all born to suffer from truths and we are all born to live from lies. And sometimes the darkness feels closer to heaven than any light that directs us closer to hell.
I'm not sure if I'm depressed. I mean I'm not sad. But I'm not exactly happy either. I can laugh, joke and smile during the day, but sometimes when I'm alone at night I forget how to feel.
John Green
Liefde is niet te koop, maar toch het kostbaarste dat er is.
Love me and the world is mine.
I'm not good with names. Mind if I call you shit head instead?
Single by choice. Just not my choice.
Men zegt dat een vlinder een typhoon kan veroorzaken aan de andere kant van de wereld. Het chaos effect!
As ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.
There are two types of people in the world:
• People that understand and appreciate sarcasm.
• Idiots.
When polar bears are angry, they hiss like cats.
When I was younger I used to hear "Love yourself" and think "Who doesn't?". But now 10 years later I sit and I think "Who does?".
I just hope that you're happy. Even if I'm not.
Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year.
Everyone has to make their own decisions. I still believe in that. You just have to be able to accept the consequences without complaining.
Grace Jones
I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally.
Fate sucks. I swear.
Pumpkin is not a vegetable, scientifically it is a berry.
Three kisses a day can speed up and strengthen your metabolism.
Coffee, because anger management is too expensive.
It's an ugly picture of a pretty girl.
I'll stop being a sarcastic basterd when you stop being a stupid fuck.
First rule of doing nice things for people? You don't tell people you're doing nice things for people.
Wanneer de ezel honger heeft, kunnen stokslagen hem niet schelen.
Born alone, die alone. It's a tragic human condition.
Agressief gedrag is de voorbode van de nederlaag.
I thank God that you are unique!
You better don't fuck with my dreams.
Let me file that under fuck it.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
At my funeral don't cry, I've been dead inside for a long time.
My heart was taken by you... broken by you... and now it is in pieces because of you.
When I was little I picked up a flower and put it in a vase. After a few days, it died. I asked my mom why and she said: "You can't force a flower to thrive somewhere it doesn't belong to." And now I have realized that people are like that too."
I think a bullet might hurt a little bit less than this loneliness.
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
For every 39 seconds someone will commit suicide.
*trips over my low self esteem*
Why did god create men first?
He didn't want to be coached on how to make him.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Knocking is not just a suggestion.
I want to be yours now, next week, years from now and forever.
Never cry for the person who hurts you... Just smile and say "Thanks for giving me chance to find someone better than you...".
It's hard to enjoy the rollercoaster that is life if you're afraid of heights.
Who's the fake smile?
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Oh yeah that's right, you can't tell. Depression isn't that easy to notice.
We don't buy things with money, we buy them with hours from our lives.
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
What doesn't kill you, makes you wish it did.
Fear is what stops you... Courage is what keeps you going.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Isn't it scary to be ready to die at such a young age?
Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened.
I have found in my experience people rarely change. And when they do, they're not to be trusted.
I don't know what I want in life. I don't know what I want right now. All I know is that I'm hurting so much inside that it's eating me, and one day, there won't be any of me left.
No, no, sorry, I can't come to your party this weekend, I have Formula 1 to watch.
What brings you back from cryo-sleep?
Kijk eens hoe laat het is? Ge hebt nog 24u de tijd.
Yeah it's called RESPECT.....you really should try it sometimes.
Intelligent men and women are easily annoyed by people in general but tend to say nothing in attempt to avoid meaningless arguments.
Soms gebeuren er dingen die we echt niet kunnen veranderen.
It is difficult for people who overthink everything to be happy because they are deeply identified with their mind and thought process
The hardest part of living, is just talking breaths to stay.
You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.
Johnny Depp
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw
I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be?". Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.
It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
There is a difference between who I am and what I show.
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.
If this is life, then what is hell?
I don't get help because I'm the helper.
But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.
De tijden zijn veranderd, en tijden zullen veranderen.
I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, "Cheer up, things could be worse." And sure enough, they get worse.
Robert Lynn Asprin
People get mad when you treat them how they treat you.
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.
De zin van het leven is er zin aan te geven.
Sorry mom I can't come celebrate your birthday, a recruiter told me I needed to be working on my Stack Overflow reputation in the evenings.
You've got your whole life to be a jerk. Why don't you take the day off?
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Ellen DeGeneres
Pain is a good thing, it lets us know you're still alive.
Things change, friends leave and life doesn't stop for anybody.
Stephen Chbosky (The perks of being a wallflower)
Vergeet nooit degene die dood zijn.
We are alive because we consume other life.
Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories.
Aladdin
I wish someone was there. Someone who cared and constantly asked if I am okay. I long for someone like that more and more each day. Don't I deserve someone like that? But I am no acrobat, so I am Losing my balance and I am afraid I am going to fall soon.
I'm no gynaecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.
Alles gebeurt met een reden, maar de reden is altijd onbekend.
Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Eventually is a wonderful time of the day.
I could never cheat on anyone. It's the type of mistake and wrong doing I couldn't live with. Knowing that you destroyed someone's trust is bad, but destroying someone's perspective on love is far worse.
If someone messes up, let it go. If they keep messing up, let them go.
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things should die alone.
Sesame Street
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
Benjamin Franklin
Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.
John Steinbeck
Woorden die men bedoeld zijn woorden die men niet zegt.
The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.
Iloveyou; I wrote it with no spaces so there's no room for anyone else.
Learn from yesterday
Live for today
Hope for tomorrow.
The happier you are, the less sleep you require to function in everyday life. Sadness increases the urge to sleep more.
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
Maak u geen zorgen, leven is lang.
You’re as much as eight times more likely to be happier if you cuddle regularly with your partner.
I'm okay but I'm not. I'm not happy. I'm not sad. Most of the time I don't even know. I feel confused. I guess I'm just numb. I'm living but I'm not.
They say "follow your heart" but if your heart is in a million pieces, which piece do you follow?
I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Homo homini lupus. (Een mens is een wolf voor zijn medemens)
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
When someone suicidal falls in love, they start feeling whole like they've got a purpose, a reason to be here, a reason to try. But what happens when the person who saved them leaves? They take away the hope and beauty, ripping out the stitches. They used to put their partner together and the broken soul is left worse than ever before.
The best part of my day was ruining yours.
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity.
Albert Einstein
And if it kills me tonight, I will be ready to die.
It's hard to wake up from a nightmare if you aren't even asleep.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Jerry Garcia
Love is a special word and I use it only when I mean it. You say the word too much and it becomes cheap. Ray Charles
Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands and they don't know how that happened.
John C. Moffi
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like, are already taken.
Hey, tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up.
This life is mine.
If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
I don't want to commit suicide and I have no intention of doing it, but if I think about death a lot and want myself to die, am I still suicidal?
I don't understand what's so funny about wasting someone else his days.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Everyone is born with the ability to wiggle their ears, but if you don't learn how early on, the muscle atrophies and you can't learn any longer.
Each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Internet, oneindig veel mogelijkheden, oneindig veel shit. Net zoals het leven.
It's hard to tell you mind to stop loving someone, when your heart still does.
Poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States.
I hate it when people make jokes about cutting, suicide or eating disorders. Because you don't know what the people around you are going through. It hurts.
Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.
Cormac McCarthy
Please be patient with the developer. Even a toilet can serve only one asshole at a time.
But the most beautiful things in life are not just things. They're people, places, memories and pictures. They're feelings, moments, smiles and laughter.
Common sense is not so common.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm instead of just getting offended.
Sometimes I look and you and wonder... Why has no one hit you with a brick?!
The most effective way to deal with pain, is to embrace it.
Onwetendheid is een zegen.
Words cannot express how much I don't care.
Je kunt beter ten gronde gaan met je eigen visie, dan met de visie van een ander.
Johan Cruijff
Hey date me. Free 2 week trial.
A river, cry me.
There is only one Supreme Executioner. And those who try to take his place are like children trying to carve wood as a master carpenter. Most will injure their own hands.
Marco Polo
Heel dikwijls is hetgene dat niet verteld wordt, veel belangrijker dan hetgene dat wel verteld wordt.
You are my breath, my love, my very life.
They say it would be better if everyone just smiled. But now the ones who do smile, do it to hide the demons inside.
Ransom payments made to kidnappers are tax deductible in the U.S.
What doesn't kill you
Leave scars
Ruins your lungs
Dries out all your tears
Leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning wishing you weren't alive.
Did you know that since the year 1992 (the year I was born) till this year of 2016, I still couldn't find a fuck to give?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Born alone, die alone. It's a tragic human condition.
Non potesne, an nolis? (Kunt ge ’t niet goed, of doet ge ’t niet graag?)
How you make others feel about themselves says a lot about you.
If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.
Whenever life sucks, remember you're going to die someday.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Sometimes, not saying anything is the best answer. You see, silence can never be misquoted.
Work hard in silence. Let your success be your noise.
I don't chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there's the door. Hell, I'll even hold it for you.
I think some of us are meant to be alone.
Wat zijt ge aan het doen?
Aan het ademen.
Hearing sarcastic remarks makes you more creative.
Oh I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there's not any gravity. You just kind of leave your feet and go floating around. Is that what being in love is like?
There I was again tonight, forcing laughter, faking smiles.
Studies show that only dead stars shine. And I guess that applies for humans too.
Black. Like my heart.
Only female mosquitoes bite.
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
The earth laughs in flowers.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I really shouldn't get my hopes up on people, I'll probably just be disappointed in the end.
Everyday, everything for everyone.
I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge.
Wednesday S01E03
I'm young, but I'm already screwing up my life. I'm smart but not enough - just smart enough to have problems.
Ned Vizzini
Ge moet mensen gebruiken. Eerlijkheid is een luxe.
I gave a fuck once. It was terrible.
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
You smile but you're not really happy.
You ask but you don't want to know.
You talk but you aren't saying anything.
You laugh but you don't find it funny.
You cry but it doesn't really mean anything.
You get up but you're not really awake.
You sleep but you aren't resting.
You're alive but you aren't really living.
There is no shame in losing.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
Nothings haunts us like the things we don't say.
Sex is great but have you ever fucked the system?
Pluviophlile: a person who loves comfort from rain.
They say you need to pray, if you want to go to heaven. But they don't tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to hell.
Zwijgen is het beste, dat zegt nog het meeste.
Niets is zeker, en zelfs dat niet.
I only want two things in this world. I want you. And I want us.
We live in a world where everything is opposite. I'm okay is a plea for help. I'm not scared is a cry for comfort. And I love you is a broken shell of nothing.
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller
One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter: Beware you will never get out of this world alive.
Tomorrow is Monday. According to suicide statistics, Monday is the most common day for self-destruction.
Pessimist: iemand die over lawaai klaagt, als het geluk bij hem aanklopt.
That's what friends do: they notice things. They're there for each other. They see what parents don't.
Nina LaCour
Chaos is eerlijk.
Shut up he explained.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Tot mijn groot genoegen kon ik onmiddellijk antwoord geven en ik deed het ook. Ik zei dat ik het niet wist.
Mark Twain
Sarcasm is a way of life.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and saying so.
Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
George Chapman
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
There's "Hell" in hello, "Good" in goodbye, "Lie" in believe, "Over" in lover, "End" in friend, "Ex" in next & "If" in life.
Only ten people a year die of shark attacks while falling of chairs kills almost 700 people a year.
When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
On the outside he is the sun, shining bright each day. On the inside he is the moon, a part of him is always hidden away.
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday.
How does your life move forward when all you want to do is... hold still.
Nina LaCour
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh, it's as simple as that.
I envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.
Sade Andria Zabala
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end, people are assholes and will judge you anyway.
There is no point treating a depressed person as though she were just feeling sad, saying, "There now, hang on, you'll get over it." Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. Depression is like cancer.
Barbara Kingsolver
28% of IT Professionals hide their career from family or friends out of fear of being asked to provide free tech support.
One day someone is going to hug you so tight. That all of your broken pieces will stick back together.
Don't steal. The government doesn't like competition.
You either die a grammar nazi or you live long enough to see yourself make a typo.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Thinking positively is actually harmful for some people and can lead to depression and anxiety.
We don't sell cars, we sell a dream.
Iedereen is naar de aarde gestuurd met een doel, ze zijn alleen mij vergeten een doel te geven.
Het leven zuigt, net zoals een stofzuiger.
Only fools are positive.
Moe Howard
I could die any day. The great tragedy is, I don't.
Pijn is slechts een illusie.
I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here.
Is there something wrong with that?
Absolutely.
Ned Vizzini
Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying you can go fuck yourself.
Niet storen, ik ben al gestoord genoeg.
Het zit in mijn hoofd, het gaat er nooit meer uit en niemand houdt me tegen.
Some people are still alive only because it's against the law to kill them.
I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot.
There is no hope.
It's fucked.
Everything is ruined.
All is lost.
We're doomed.
Nothing can save us.
Whatever is done will fail.
There's only misery left.
We're all going to die.
It's time to turn the switch off.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I always knew what I wanted to do, I just didn't know I could do it.
Nina LaCour
Ik doe wat ik doe. Ik ben wie ik ben. Ik zal nooit veranderen.
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets behind or forgotton.
Lilo & Stitch
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Many have eaten here. Few have died.
I have learned not to worry about love, but to honor its coming with all my heart.
Women are like bank accounts. No money, no interest.
Vulnerant omnia, ultima necat. (All the hours wound you, the last one kills)
Os movens video, sed tantum nugas audio. (Ik zie uw mond bewegen, maar al wat ik hoor is blablablablabla.)
One should never confuse 'friendly' with 'friendship'.
Tarka
So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them.
Stephen Chbosky (The perks of being a wallflower)
Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so, why practice?
If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
Geniet nog van u tof leven...
If I ever get hit by a car, thank the man behind the wheel because he took me away from a place I didn't want to be. And if I ever get shot, tell the man behind the trigger that he just did what I was always scared to do.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet and they have to touch it to be sure.
George Carlin
If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be broken, but circles never end.
Why do we think love will fix us and make us hole? When in the end it just leaves us more broken than before.
Ik twijfel veel omdat ik bang ben dat ik het verkeerde kies.
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.
Tacitus
Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye, but regret can last a lifetime.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan
Hope for the best. Expect the worst.
Everything is temporary.
Some people dream that they will go to high end college, makes tons of money, meet the love of their life, grow old an die together. I dream about jumping in front of a train.
It's called sarcasm and it confuses stupid people.
Vanaf vandaag is geschiedenis voor mij passé.
No reason to stay, is a good reason to go.
Don't be afraid to do something just because you're scared of what people are going to say about you. People will judge you no matter what.
I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is," Sadie said. She sat back in her chair. "First you have your generic depressives. They're a dime a dozen and usually pretty boring. Then you've got the bulimics and the anorexics. They're slightly more interesting, although usually they're just girls with nothing better to do. Then you start getting into the good stuff: the arsonists, the schizophrenics, the manic-depressives. You can never quite tell what those will do. And then you've got the junkies. They're completely tragic, because chances are they're just going to go right back on the stuff when they're out of here." "So junkies are at the top of the crazy chain," I said. Sadie shook her head. "Uh-uh," she said. "Suicides are." I looked at her. "Why?" "Anyone can be crazy," she answered. "That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole different thing. I mean, how much do you have to hate yourself to want to just wipe yourself out?
Michael Thomas Ford
No one can ever make me happy like you do.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares!
Life is not short. It is long. VERY long, especially after all those wrong decisions.
Do you know what love is? I'll tell you: it is whatever you can still betray. John le Carré
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Wat er ook gebeurd, de wereld krijgt mij niet klein.
Common sense is not so common.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
My life my way.
Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.
Someone once asked me, 'Why do you always insist on taking the hard road?' I replied, 'Why do you assume I see two roads?'
Life vacuums.
There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them.
Quicquid dicis, ipse es. (Alles wat je zegt, ben je zelf.)
What doesn't kill you, will hopefully try again.
And for mom and dad. Your support — and the mental health issues you gave me — made all of this possible.
Home is not where you are from, it is where you belong. Some of us travel the world to find it. Others find it in a person.
Beau Taplin
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
Mr. Robot
There are a million ants for every person on Earth.
You're trying to hit a flying bullet with a smaller bullet while driving a horse blindfolded.
Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart.
Het leven is een spel, maar wel zonder extra levens.
It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Good things happen to those who wait. Or those who are willing to get up and get shit done.
Everybody needs somebody sometimes.
I'm not scared of suicide. I'm scared of what would happen if I failed.
I know you and I are not about poems or other sentimental bullshit but I have to tell you even the way you drink your coffee, knocks me the fuck out.
That's perfect. Use that line when you run for Miss America.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from beating one of my coworkers with my keyboard.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
[job interview]
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
*leans in close and whispers*
Do I look like I'm fuckin psychic?
I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
Robert Clark
I fell for you the way the rain falls, little by little, then all at once.
The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other.
Mario Puzo
You have the potential to be a flight stewardess who would ask passengers whether they wanted the fish or the chicken even though you know there was only fish left.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best.
Today, I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists. When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.
The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.
Life is like a roller coaster and I'm about to throw up.
There ain't no way you can hold onto something that wants to go, you understand? You can only love what you got while you got it.
Kate DiCamillo
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
I think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home.
Psychology says, the person who tries to make everyone happy usually ends up feeling the loneliest.
Virgin Cuba Libré = vodka cola zonder vodka
When nothing goes right, go left.
When you light a candle, you also cast a shadow.
Ursula K. Le Guin
Een wiskundige is iemand die A zegt, B bedoelt, C opschrijft en terwijl het D moet zijn.
I don't know if I'm getting better or just used to the pain.
The longest word comprised of one row on the keyboard is: "TYPEWRITER".
He wants to say I love you but keeps is to goodnight because love will mean some falling and he's afraid of heights.
Cathedrae mea, regulae meae. (mijn stoel, mijn regels)
The number of cars on the planet increasing three times faster than the population growth.
Anything that can go wrong and doesn't go wrong, is just waiting for a much worse time to go wrong.
No, no, sorry, I can't come to your party this weekend, I have Motorsport to watch.
Oh it's okay... I'm just having a bad day, week, month, year, life...
The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seemed filled with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster.
E. Bishop
If I killed myself tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rotate, the seasons would still change. So... why not?
It's 12 o'clock at night. I should be sleeping but instead I lie awake thinking of all the things I could have said and all the things I will never be able to say.
Being nice is so hard when everyone is so stupid.
Try This Out! Twitter can change colours if you press Control and W!!
Tell me my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
BOY: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz TEACHER: wheres the p? BOY: It's running down my leg!
I'm guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I'm done, I'm done.
Turcois Ominek
If you pull the pin out of a grenade and listen throught the hole where the pin was, you can faintly hear the sound of the worldwide average IQ growing.
1 van de positieve dingen aan zelfmoord is, dat ge u slachtoffer al niet meer moet zoeken.
I see humans, but no humanity.
Zonder de dalen, geniet je niet van de pieken.
Put that you where Time's 2006 person of the year on your resume/CV. In 2006, Time made "Everyone" the person of the year.
I love sleep. My life has this tendancy to fall apart when I'm awake.
I wonder if anyone else notices how my happiness is slowly being sucked out of me.
Do you want some Aloe Vera because you just got burned.
"Screamo", "punk" and "emo" band have reduced suicide rates by 89%. I dare you to say this music is "shit".
The best game is no game.
I was in my bedroom looking up at the sparkling stars and then i thought to my self 'WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!'
The hours between 12pm and 6am have a funny habit of making you feel like you're either on top of the world, or under it.
Beau Taplin
Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realise that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
Faith is like a diamond. Overvalued, incredibly common and gained through bloodshed.
My mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
Hoop eindigt in teleurstelling.
People who think they know it all are especially annoying to those of us who do.
Life is a bitch. Oh no, wait… That's you.
In a room full of art I'd still stare at you.
Eat healthy. Stay fit. Die anyway.
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
You are pretty cute when you are nice.
What am I when I am not nice?
Hot as fuck
Never underestimate the power of good morning texts, apologies, and random compliments.
Organize, don't agonize.
Nancy Pelosi
I don't think anyone realises, how it's so hard for me, just to exist.
People don't die from suicide, they die from sadness.
Is there a problem?
Let's not call it a problem. Let's call it an opportunity to a very serious problem.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ― Andy Rooney
Life is a bitch, pain is a whore and problems are the motherfuckers who won't leave me alone.
What's dead should stay dead.
Dean Winchester
Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Kissing and cuddling can increase your lifespan.
What would be men without women? Rich.
Pistanthropobia, the fear of trusting someone.
If the earth is flat, explain how my life has been going downhill consistently.
Instead of saying "Have a nice day", I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let karma sort that shit out.
A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being "I love you".
Robert Brault
"It's gonna be okay." Yeah, because it's not happening to you.
It's funny how the person you'll take a bullet for, is the one behind the trigger.
Alfredo Flores
Maybe the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anybody else to feel like that.
If there's something I can't stand it's someone whose trying to talk while I'm interrupting.
I found, when I left, that there were others who felt the same way. We'd meet, they'd come and seek me out, we'd talk about the future. And I found that their depression and pessimism was every bit as acute as mine.
Wole Soyinka
Yes, your opinion matters. But not to me.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
The anser is yes, you have the permission to spend all of your money on me..
Things I want: snuggles
Things I receive: struggles
The night is the darkest just before dawn.
Batman
But when nothing in your life happens in a positive frame, it is difficult to think positively and hope for the best.
Faraaz Kazi
You'll keep it on the inside because that's the safest place to hide.
Human beings are so destructive. I sometimes think we're a kind of plague, that will scrub the earth clean. We destroy things so well that I sometimes think, maybe that's our function. Maybe every few eons, some animal comes along that kills off the rest of the world, clears the decks, and lets evolution proceed to its next phase.
Michael Crichton
Degene die zeggen dat woorden geen pijn kunnen doen, zijn nog nooit met een woordenboek geslagen.
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
Cuddling for at least 5 minutes after waking up can drastically change a woman's outlook & enhance her mood for an entire day.
Do you honestly think forever exists? It is the most beautifully created illusion known to mankind. Crafted from lies, wonder and hope so please do not promise me what will never come.
So tell me, where shall I go? To the left, where nothing's right? Or to the right, where nothing's left?
Hey! I found your nose! It was in my fucking business again.
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Non actors, only victims.
Over 60% of all those who marry get divorced.
Wisdom is knowing when you can't be wise.
Liefde verdrijft tijd maar tijd verdrijft liefde.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
George Carlin
Holding the hand of someone you love is proven to relieve stress and reduce pain.
Life isn't one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing again and again.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
That's the beauty of living in the Information Age - ignorance is now a choice.
Are you happy?
I honestly couldn't even tell you what happiness feels like anymore.
What's more selfish? Committing suicide or forcing someone to stay in a world where they are so unhappy?
Stop asking me to trust you when I am still coughing up water from the last time you let me drown.
If you want to be loved, be lovable.
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
Marshall McLuhan
• They think I'm going to kill myself.
• Are you?
• Maybe.
The very essence of romance is uncertainty.
The only reason I'm not interested in dating you is because your Facebook grammar is atrocious.
I speak a little Russian if you are interested. Do you take "Nyet" for an answer?
Mijn buren luisteren altijd naar uitstekende muziek… Of ze nu willen of niet.
Best joke ever. My love life.
In the end you've got to be your own hero, because everybody's busy trying to save themselves.
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
You know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
"Anuptaphobia" is the fear of being single forever.
Don't allow some to treat you poorly just because you love them.
I want to live the life I fucking want to, nothing you say can change how I feel.
I'm sorry.
Dear parents, I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. I'm sorry I can't make good enough grades. I'm sorry I can't live up to your expectations.
Dear friends, I'm sorry I can't keep a long term friendship with any of you. I'm sorry we lose connection after a while. I'm sorry I never stayed.
Dear people at my school, I'm sorry I'm weird. I'm sorry I don't fit in. I'm sorry I don't look pretty like all of you.
Dear myself, I'm sorry I was even born. I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry if I put you down. I'm sorry I made you miserable.
According to my "give a shit calendar". Tomorrow is free also.
Brazil borders every country in South America except Chile and Ecuador.
You don't die when your heart stops beating. You die when your heartbeats have no meaning.
I hope you didn't need anything from that case because it's closed.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.
Love will find a lay.
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin
Pain. The only feeling I'm capable of...
Vlak voor de zon opkomt, is het pas echt donker.
Keep a light, hopeful heart. But expect the worst.
Joyce Carol Oates
Life's a beach, and then you drown.
Anuptaphobia is the fear of being single forever.
Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb, the anus forms before any opening. Which basically means at one point, you were nothing but an asshole. Some people never develop beyond this stage.
"Have a nice life". Ah, who am I kidding? Go throw yourself in traffic and get hit by a truck.
Love is my religion -- I could die for it.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
I don't care who you were, only who you are.
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
What is the difference between "I like you" & "I love you"?
Beautifully answered by Buddha: When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily.
Life is the first gift, love is the second.
Zelfmoord, dat is wel het laatste wat ik doe.
Are you contributing to the solution or adding to the problem?
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.
I'd rather stay quiet than to explain my problems to someone who really doesn't care.
Ik wil je wat vertellen, maar ik zou niet weten hoe, lees de eerste 3 woorden maar opnieuw.
Men who want women in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom.
Trust is like a mirror. You can fix it, but you will forever see the scars.
The only time "success" comes before "work" is in the dictionary.
Harvey Specter
My life has improved since you've been in it.
Who says life is fair, where is that written?
William Goldman
Trust but verify.
Every single one of us is just drunk on the idea that a better world exists.
I can't espresso how much you bean to me.
Do you honestly think we are a "family"? Hate to break it to you but this isn't one.
Niemand is volmaakt, en daar ben ik het perfecte voorbeeld van.
All polar bears are left handed.
I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question...
I googled "Who gives a shit?". My name wasn't in the search results.
Fear: Fuck everything and run.
Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
Giving up doesn't mean you're a quitter, it just means whatever you're fighting for is no longer worth the fight.
I wish today it will rain all day, maybe that will kinda make the pain go away.
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO.
Sometimes mortals can be more horrible than monsters.
Rick Riordan
Leef in vrijheid, sterf dapper.
Oh, you expected me to keep in contact with you, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.
From the second we are born, we start dying. So this isn't life, this is death.
Pessimisme is een win-win situatie; of het valt mee, of je hebt gelijk.
Theo Maassen
In the end, music is your only friend.
Are you the eldest sibling? Firstborns generally have higher IQ scores.
A relationship is like a house. If a light bulb goes out, you don't buy a new house. You fix the light bulb. Unless of course that house is a lying whore. In that case you burn that fucker down and buy a better house with good light bulbs.
Je kunt alleen maar gekwetst worden door de mensen die je graag ziet.
Deipnophobia : The fear of dinner conversations.
It's your word against mine. See you in court.
You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln
Nyctophile: a person who loves night, darkness.
You were so attractive until you texted me with your hideous grammar.
Ignorance is bliss.
You are my glue. Without you I'd be nothing but broken pieces.
More than 2.500 left-handed people are killed each year by using products that are made for right-handed people.
Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special.
Ik weet wat pijn is.
Misery loves company.
I'm the type of person who enjoys being alone. I like to walk home alone with my music. I like to stay home alone Friday nights. I just like quiet and time to myself. But I don't like being alone for a long time. I don't like being alone long enough for the bad thoughts to take over. I guess what I'm saying is that I like being alone, but I hate being lonely.
It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.
Norman Schwarzkopf
My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you're up for a challenge.
I'm that friend. I'll be there for you. Until you find someone better, find someone who can give you more, I'll be there. I'll aways be there. Whether it's late at night or early in the morning, you'll always have me. I know that I'm not the greatest, I'm not the most talented or have the most things, but I'll be there, until you find someone who can do more for you. That's who I am, the friend that's always there until something better comes along.
Problemen zijn geen stoptekens; het zijn wegwijzers.
I have always been a giver. Giving and giving and giving. Giving so much that I failed to realise I started giving pieces of myself away. To those who didn't deserve them. To those who didn't keep them. To the point where I don't know who I am anymore. Because the more you give away, the less you have and there isn't much of me left.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure.
Lemony Snicket
Chivalry isn't dead, women's appreciation is.
Camels have three eyelids.
Things to do today: Breathe in. Breathe out.
Ned Vizzini
Nothingness, non-existence, black emptiness. I'm just planning my future.
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
I'm not sad because you left but because you said you wouldn't and I trusted you.
Maybe I should have screwed up.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughan
The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.
To avoid injury, don't tell me how to do my job.
Love is friendship set on fire.
Rule number 1, there are no rules.
Mercy is a word that pussies use when they couldn't take the pain.
There is never enough time unless you're serving it.
I think many people kill themselves simply to stop the debate about whether they will or they won't.
Susanna Kaysen
Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
Atychiphobia. Fear or failure; fear of not being good enough.
Er liep een man op het perron voor zijn trein. Hij had twee handschoenen vast en liet er onderweg één vallen. Op de trein zag hij dat hij er één had verloren. Hij zette zich recht, deed het venster open en liet zijn andere handschoen vallen. Op deze manier had iemand twee handschoenen in plaats van elk één.
You could push me off a cliff and I would hit the ground apologising for standing to close to the edge.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.
Markus Zusak
It hurts, but it's okay... I'm used to it.
Hope. The first step towards disappointment.
Three passionate kisses a day can double your metabolic rate and can help you lose up to a pound.
The sad thing is that I'm unhappy and there's nothing I could to about it.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.
Buy a ship and call him relation. Now you got a relationship.
What I say now is hard, but true: If she cheated once, she will probably do it again.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
Pessimism is an excuse for not trying and a guarantee to a personal failure.
Ik ben hoofdzakelijk bang voor de dood omdat ik angst heb opnieuw geboren te worden.
Wim Kan
At this point sarcasm is a reflex.
You're everything and everything is you.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
And suddenly nothing ever mattered anymore. All I wanted was to sleep forever.
Selenophile: a person who loves the moon.
Brazil covers 50% of the South American continent.
It's not your job to fix me. It's your job to hold my hand, while I fix myself.
A pessimistic person is the one who knows that the light at the end of the tunnel, is always of an oncoming train.
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
Men moet trachten zich niet belachelijker te maken dan men al van nature al is.
Cees Buddingh
Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.
A psychological study suggests, people who are generally "too nice" are also the ones to get hurt the most.
I used to have many faults, now I have only two - everything I say and everything I do...
We are all in it together. This is a war. We take a few shots and it will be over. We will give them a few shots and it will be over.
What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?
George Eliot
Life is divided into the horrible an the miserable.
Woody Allen
I don't feel anymore. I used to be sad. But now I'm just numb.
Looks like you confused Facebook with your diary again.
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Sometimes the people that you want there the most, aren't.
Usually, three people can keep a secret only when two of them are dead.
The Irishman
Expect the bullshit, but never accept it.
The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.
You might not have been my first love, but you were the love that made all the others loves irrelevant.
Observe your enemies for they first find out your faults.
For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first.
Suzanne Collins
Grow old with me. The best is yet to come.
Dat uw overwinning dagen duurt, maar uw dood jaren.
Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.
Anne Frank's Diary
Ons leven is onderhevig aan entropie, verval en uiteindelijk de dood.
Elke adem die je neemt, is een zonde.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Forgiveness is weakness.
Did you know that since the year 1992 (the year I was born) till this year of 2015, I still couldn't find a fuck to give?
This lady was really carrying a gallon of chocolate milk on the train. Literally a gallon, half empty.
Ik had mezelf beloofd om jou leugens niet meer te geloven, en toch trap ik er weer in.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Men hoort slechts de vragen waarop men in staat is te antwoorden.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Truth is the daughter of time.
Als jij gelukkig bent, dan ben ik...
It's sad knowing that I love others more than I love myself. I hate to see others in pain but when it comes to me, "I'm fine".
Who needs a therapist when sarcasm gets me through the day just fine.
Kiss slowly, forgive quickly, play hard, take chances, give everything and have no regrets.
I'm sorry that everytime you are in the car with me, you think you are going to die.
Therapie is crack voor depressieve mensen.
Woman of my dream. I can't sleep so I can't find her.
You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
Velen die leven verdienen de dood, terwijl sommige die sterven verdienen te leven.
Depression is living in a body that fights to survive, with a mind that tries to die.
Goodnight you said;
goodbye I said.
And you never
thought twice
about
it.
I'm sorry if my atheism offends you. But guess what - religious wars, Jihads, crusades, inquisitions, censoring of free speech, brainwashing of children, murdering of albinos, forcing girls into underage marriages, male and female genital mutilation, stoning, pederasty. homophobia, and rejection of science and reason offends me.
M. Treder
Why am I fighting to live, if I'm just living to fight.
Going back to your ex is like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
Ons lot bepalen we zelf...
Get you to open up, be somebody you're not sure you are anymore.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Sometimes I don't want things to get better.
Sometimes I want things to get really bad so I have a reason to kill myself.
Sometimes I wish people didn't care so I could kill myself without feeling bad.
Does that make me a shit person?
If I would kill myself tonight, who would remember me tomorrow?
Love is like a bus, you wait for it but it never comes or it's too late.
Shine bright, like the knife I'm gonna stab you with.
Love = misery whether you do it right or wrong, so why try?
Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Ze zien een lach op mijn gezicht en niet mijn gebroken hart.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.
It's estimated that four people a year die while putting on pants.
3 reasons why I curse:
1. Because I fucking want to.
2. Because I fucking can.
3. Because I don't give a fuck.
He smiled softly but this time is was different. His face smiled but his eyes didn't.
The things that come to those who wait, are the things no one else wanted.
Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart.
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
Van een is naar een was, nog voor het onbijt.
I think. Therefore, we have nothing in common.
Als je probeert te falen en je mislukt, welke van de twee heb je dan gedaan?
I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
I'm tired of always having to be one to give in. For once, I wish someone could put in a little effort to try and understand me.
I wasn't lucky. I deserved it.
You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.
William Shakespeare
They say that love is around every corner. I must be walking in circles.
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Never fall in love. True love can get only to special lucky people and i am not a special, nor a lucky one.
Loving someone and being loved in return makes wounds heal faster, due to the release of oxytocin in the blood.
End discrimination. Hate everybody.
I’m not better, you know. The weight hasn’t left my head. I feel how easily I could fall back into it, lie down and not eat, waste my time and curse wasting my time, look at my homework and freak out and go and chill at Aaron’s, look at Nia and be jealous again, take the subway home and hope that it has an accident, go and get my bike and head to the Brooklyn Bridge. All of that is still there. The only thing is, it’s not an option now. It’s just... a possibility, like it’s a possibility that I could turn to dust in the next instant and be disseminated throughout the universe as an omniscient consciousness. It’s not a very likely possibility.d Vizzini
Ne
Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece and Australia have participated in every Games.
It's nice to know you've always got my back unless you're stabbing me in it.
Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat. (The burden of proof is on the one who declares, not on one who denies)
There are 722 miles of subway track in New York city.
I hope so, because if this is well, life isn't worth living.
Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.
I'm sorry. The "fuck you" line is full. Please wait in the "I don't give a shit" area till your number is called.
People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos, is because things are being loved and people are being used.
John Green
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone.
Don't think, never think. Cause when you do think, you realize how fucked up everything is.
Ik heb dingen gedaan waar ik spijt van heb en ik heb dingen gedaan waar ik het schijt aan heb.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you're at your worst.
And there goes the last fuck I gave.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
If nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong.
House M.D.
"You're such a bad liar" they laughed and I laughed too but all could think was "If you only knew".
C-3PO is gold,
R2-D2 is blue,
If you like Star Wars,
May the force be with you.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Marilyn Monroe
Never go to war, especially with yourself.
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So.... Why learn?
We, the people.
If you expect something in return for being a nice person, you aren't a nice person.
Je hebt lifegoals en mongoals.
Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy.
My only relationship goal is to be with someone who motivates me to become a better person and show me the potential I don't see in myself.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
I am alone. Alone at school. Alone at home. Alone in my room. Alone with my thoughts. Alone when I sleep. Alone when I wake up. Alone when I cry. Alone when I have panic attacks. Alone amongst people. Alone amongst family. I will always be alone until I die. I will be alone forever.
Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Evelyn Beatrice Hall
Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?
God has mercy, I don't.
If you break the little promises, you'll break big ones.
Back home, they're all trying to get you.
You were my cup of tea, I drink coffee now.
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too. So we're really not that different, me and you.
I will always love you, no matter what happens between us.
Best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one.
Want someone to stop texting you? Send this sms: "Service error 305: Message delivery failed. Further messages will be charged to your account."
Meos testiculos in quadrato osculeris. (Kust gij eens vierkant mijn kloten.)
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.
Muhammad Ali
The world is round, it has no point.
Great story, compelling and rich.
Feel this moment. Take a mental picture. It might be your last.
You might not care, but I don't care even more. In fact, I'm the world champion of apathy. I'd show you my trophy, but whatever.
Leraren zijn net als kalenders, het liefst hang je ze op.
People keep thinking that I care. Weird.
Apology noted, acceptance pending.
Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.
Recruiters are the new IE.
A life without love is like a year without summer. (Swedish Proverb)
He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
In these times I don't, in a manner of speaking, know what I want; perhaps I don't want what I know and want what I don't know.
Marsilio Ficino
Wat je vijand niet mag vernemen, vertel dat ook je vrienden niet
Over-thinking is one of the top causes of depression.
When I was younger I was told "Your teenage years will be the best of your life".
I imagined partying until I passed out. I imagined sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night to meet up with a girl. I imagined being one of the popular guys who everyone loved.
What I didn't imagined was crying myself to sleep every night. Thinking I was never good enough. Girls looking at me in disgust of being an outcast.
So whoever told me these would be the best years of my life, you lied.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Don Marquis
Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.
I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen
I say 'sorry' a lot. Mostly because I feel like everything is my fault.
If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.
Have a nice life, I'm done trying be in it.
It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush. If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don't want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it too.
When a bird is alive, it eats ants. When the bird is dead, ants eat the bird. Time and circumstances can change at any time. Don't devalue or hurt anyone in life. You may be powerful today, but remember time is more powerful than you. One tree makes a million match sticks. Only one match stick needed to burn a million trees. So be good and do good.
Sarcasm is a foreign language for you isn't?
Do you honestly think forever exists? It is the most beautifully created illusion known to mankind crafted from lies, wonder and hope. So please do not promise me what will never come.
If my jokes offend you:
1. It won’t happen again
2. I’m sorry
3. 1 & 2 are lies
4. You’re pussy
A man has just been to my door collecting for the local swimming pool, so i gave them a glass of water ;)
Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms.
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted to happen.
What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
John Green
Het zwaartepunt ligt in het gevoel van verknochtheid tussen onszelf en de gebeurtenissen van ons bestaan.
Not failure, but low aim is sin.
Benjamin E. Mays
1. I'm too old for this shit.
2. I'm too tired for this shit.
3. I'm too sober for this shit.
4. I don't have time for this shit.
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither, so shut the fuck up.
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth.
Huge Elliott
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
There are 3 kinds of heartbreak:
The first is when someone is wreckless with your heart, it breaks and it shatters in ways you never thought it could.
The second is when you break someone's heart because you'll never know pain like the type that has you. Look into their eyes but they look away.
And the worst kind of heartbreak is the kind that comes along when you have to watch the person you love be happy with someone else.
A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if you do not love.
Littekens bewijzen dat het verleden heeft bestaan.
You don't know me at all. What you "know" is only what I choose to show you so quit judging me based on what you see. There's more to whatever is the real me.
I preach darkness. I don't inspire hope—only shadows. It's up to you to find the light in my words.
Charles Lee
Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.
You can't laugh last If I stab you in the throat with...the knife you left in my back.
Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.
When you protect yourself from pain, be sure you do not protect yourself from love.
Alan Cohen
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction
The first rule of taking the high road is do not talk about how you are taking the high road.
Je weet niet wat de toekomst brengt, dus praat niet over later.
Oh? They were talking shit about me again? Let me file that right between "I don't care" and "Jealous much?".
I don't like it, but my hands are tied. I just want you to know this: if I ever get the chance to betray you, I will. If the opportunity arises to pay you back, I'll take it. You'll never be able to trust me.
Darren Shan
To philosophize is to doubt.
Michel Eyguem de Montaigne
Only love let us see normal things in an extraordinary way.
Sarcasm, just one of the many services I offer.
Every minute brings you that much closer to death.
I don't want to hurt you or anybody so please forget about me. Just try. Find yourself a better friend.
Nina LaCour
Een pessimist is iemand die zich verheugt als het hem slecht gaat omdat dan zijn gelijk bewezen is.
If you think you could never bring yourself to kill another human being, you have not met enough people.
Jij was degene die mij brak, nu zal ik jou breken.
I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad.
Ned Vizzini
Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surprised if I don’t show up.
Jarod Kintz
For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times.
He did not care if she was heartless, vicious and vulgar, stupid and grasping, he loved her. He would rather have misery with one than happiness with the other.
When you really care for someone, sometimes their happiness is more important than yours.
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later. But once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Fear less, hope more. Whine less, breathe more.
I just want you to know that you're very special... and the only reason I'm telling you is that I don't know if anyone else ever has.
Stephen Chbosky (The perks of being a wallflower)
You're born, you die, and in between you make a lot of mistakes.
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Ghandi
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
It's illegal for a teacher to keep the class after the bell as punishment. It violates the Geneva Convention's laws on collective punishment.
Life’s greatest gift is the freedom it leaves you to step out of it whenever you choose.
André Breton
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Why is suicide so bad anyway? We're all gonna die at some point anyway.
Liefde, het is een gedoe.
Thomas Edison's last words were "It's very beautiful over there". I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.
You can't fuck the system if you've never met one.
Casey A. Gollan
I just want to know if I died today who would cry tonight. Who would miss school tomorrow. Who would regret their actions next week. Would anyone stand tall like a mountain for the next year while my last words carved out their tears.
You are special, along with everyone else in the world.
My love for you is a journey; starting at forever, and ending at never.
Any space vehicle must move at a rate of 7 miles per second in order to escape the earth's gravitational pull.
I have always preferred physical pain over emotional hurt... At least when you break your arm, you will know when it is over. When you break your heart, you will never know when the pain will end.
Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining.
Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth.
What is soccer? 22 grown-up men running crazily on a damp field chasing a ball with their IQs printed on their backs.
Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way.
In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were just all "that's not right" and he turned it around and back cover was and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen things from their part of view.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone."
When she left, it was like someone had ripped my heart out, crumbled it up like a flimsy piece of loose leaf paper and crammed it back into my chest. It somehow managed to work, but it would never, ever feel the same.
Steph Campbell
Imagine death. No people, no feelings, only a peaceful dark world.
"She did this and she did that". Well I don't give a fuck, so go spread that.
Madness... is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
Value loyalty above all else.
A rainbow can be seen only in the morning or late afternoon. It can occur only when the sun is 40 degrees or less above the horizon.
Pain changes people.
I'm here to kickass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Killing oneself is, anyway, a misnomer. We don't kill ourselves. We are simply defeated by the long, hard struggle to stay alive. When somebody dies after a long illness, people are apt to say, with a note of approval, "He fought so hard." And they are inclined to think, about a suicide, that no fight was involved, that somebody simply gave up. This is quite wrong.
Sally Brampton
Never eat more than you can lift.
De dood is slechts een begin.
I don't know with what weapons the third World War will be fought, but I know the fourth one will be fought with sticks and bricks.
Its so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself. That's above and beyond everything else, and it's not a mental complaint-it's a physical thing, like it's physically hard to open your mouth and make the words come out. They don't come out smooth and in conjunction with your brain the way normal people's words do; they come out in chunks as if from a crushed-ice dispenser; you stumble on them as they gather behind your lower lip. So you just keep quiet.
Ned Vizzini
Forgive and forget? Huh! Sorry.. I'm not Jesus, nor do I have Alzheimer's!
Yet each man kills the thing he loves. By each let this be heard. Some do it with a bitter look. Some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss. The brave man with a sword.
Oscar Wilde
People are made to die, otherwise we all would be immortal.
Where are you going?
A little place shut up and stay here.
I don't give a fuck about what most people think, because most people don't think.
I love you, and as long as we are together, I have everything I need…
Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.
First Job: Certified badass.
Current Job: Still employed.
The older you get, the fewer people you trust.
Why don't we skip all the bullshit and you just tell me now what brand of asshole you are.
A romantic poem for you:
Hella cute
Hella fine
Be my hella valentine
"Gezond verstand" is het argument van wie er geen heeft.
Er zijn drie soorten leugens:
• leugens
• smerige leugens
• en statistieken
Niemand sterft als maagd, het leven naait ons allemaal.
Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
Wayne Dyer
People aged 18-33 are the most stressed individuals in the world. After the age of 33 stress levels tend to reduce.
Life is a terminal disease contracted at birth.
Don't take life too serious. You'll never make it out alive.
Van Wilder
Eccedentesiast, a person who hides their pain behind a smile.
Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. Maybe that's why this is taking so long.
Vroeger was alles anders, zonder zorgen en pijn.
If only. Those must be the two saddest words in the world.
Mercedes Lackey
Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern, just the slow erosion of self, as insidious as cancer. And like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience; a room in hell with only your name on the door.
Exhale, another wasted breath.. again I go unnoticed…
Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you, they fucking get offended.
Physically, I'm alive. Emotionally, I was dead ages ago.
Oké, I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings... You annoy the ever living fuck out of me.
I will be the first to admit that I am a pessimist by nature. It is, after all, the wisest way to be. We pessimists have everything to gain, whereas optimists have a fifty-fifty chance of being disappointed.
Tamar Myers
Kwaad bloed kruipt waar het niet kan gaan.
It doesn't feel like I'm home anymore.
Good people are like candles, they burn themselves up to give others light.
A mask won't protect you.
I need someone who will understand that I am a sad individual and sometimes being alone can be dangerous for me. But other times it's exactly what I need.
I forgive people, but that's doesn't mean I trust them.
Je bent wat je eet... Sommige dagen eet ik niks.
My respect isn't demanded, it is to be earned.
Harvey Specter
I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go.
We can only learn to love by loving.
I don't like depending on people because people leave all the time. Because at the end of the day all you have is yourself and that has to be enough.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have internet connection.
One. Do not promise when you're happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you're sad.
J is the only letter of the alphabet not used in the atomic symbol for any element.
You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
Dating an awkward person is less stressful. You laugh more & have more fun which improves quality of life & overall health.
You never leave someone behind, you take a part of them with you and leave a part of yourself behind.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. What's your name again?
Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
It's never too late to go wrong.
What is more deadly, a gun or a thought? A gun gives you the opportunity, but a thought pulls the trigger.
Ik: 'Moederdag is een rolpatroonbevestigende uitvinding van de gezinsmaffia.'
Zij: 'Je bent vergeten een cadeautje te halen?'
Ik: 'Dat ook.'
Just keep smiling. And one day the world will start smiling back.
Did you ever just wake up and realize "Holy shit, I'm a fucking loser."
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Your value does not decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth.
Last year I was depressed and miserable. But this year I turned that shit around and now I am miserable and depressed.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
For once, I want someone to be afraid to lose me. I'm always the one who is terrified of losing the people that I hold close, but I doubt anyone would ever fight to keep me in their life.
People don't start wars, governments do.
Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you.
Strangers. That's what we are. Broken lovers ripped apart by time's claws. Two people that used to love each other stuck in an endless circle of who we were when we were in love and the strangers we are now. The memories may hurt, but the lack of future memories hurt even more. I know we once swore never to forget each other, but there are days in which I wish I could do just that. Forget you. Boom. Gone. Just like those promises. But there are also days that I hope when I'm old and brittle those days we spent together will still seem fresh and new. I don't know if I still love you, or I love the person you used to be. I don't know if I'll ever find someone that compares to you, and that hurts in a bittersweet kind of way. I know you've changed and I know it's not the you I loved. I also know that who I remember to be you was the best person I've ever met, and even if we never see each other again, I hope a small part of that old, wonderful version of you is still there and I hope it's happy.
Slowly but surely destroying the world one sarcastic comment at a time.
The words we say are no joke… But who the heck is actually listening?
They say calcium is good for you teeth, but I've found that minding your own business is even better.
Het is niet erg om dood te gaan - het was tenslotte ook niet erg toen je nog niet bestond.
Freddy Heineken
90% van mijn geld ga ik besteden aan uitgaan, vrouwen en drank. De rest zal ik wellicht verkwisten.
Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some.
FYI: Your passive aggressive Facebook posts don't replace therapy sessions.
And now I'm right back where I started. Sober and miserable.
I, a stranger and afraid, in a world I never made.
To hide feelings when you are near crying is the secret of dignity.
Dejan Stojanovic
We're losing it...
Suicide is a form of murder - premeditated murder. It isn't something you do the first time you think of doing it. It takes getting used to. And you need the means, the opportunity, the motive. A successful suicide demands good organization and a cool head, both of which are usually incompatible with the suicidal state of mind.
Susanna Kaysen
Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very clever ones.
The first and most imortant step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed.
Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren't as smart.
Parallel lines have a lot in common, but they never meet. Ever. You might think that's sad. But every other pair of lines meets once and then drifts apart forever. Which is pretty sad too.
Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use earplugs?
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
It wasn't because I wanted to die, I just wanted the pain to finally stop.
Your dream is my nightmare.
Stop crying about your problems on the internet and learn to bottle them up deep inside and disguise them with dark humour, like a grown up.
Soms zijn het de mensen waar niemand zich iets van voor stelt... die dingen doen die niemand zich kan voorstellen.
Ik praat niet te snel, jij luistert te traag.
I'm always waiting for something wrong. Good things never last for me.
Trust but verify. Russian KGB proverb
The reason most mosquito bites itch is because mosquitoes inject saliva into the persons skin before the suck your blood. They take it out once they are done, but if the are forced to fly away, they don't get a chance to draw the saliva out. And it is their saliva that causes the itch.
Het universum, soms is het echt chaos.
Ik denk, dus ik besta.
Pain is only relevant if it still hurts.
Ed Sheeran
Please don't ask if I'm okay. I might do something stupid like open up to you and I'm really tired of getting close to people and watching them leave me like I'm nothing.
She cries at night.
But her cries have a twist.
They're not coming from her eyes.
They're coming from her wrist.
I'm a guardian angel and an angel of death, all rolled into one fiercely protective package.
Raymond Reddington
You can be lonely even when you are loved by many people, since you are still not anybody's one and only.
Anne Frank
When I'm alone, I think.
When I think, I remember.
When I remember, I feel pain.
When I feel pain, I cry.
When I cry, I can't stop.
It's sad really the one reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I don't want to hurt anyone. But the reason I want to kill myself is because everyone is hurting me.
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
We create our own hell, it is the sum of all our decisions - we are not sentenced, we condemn ourselves.
Gabrielle Estres
Trusts kills faster than bullets.
I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I don't know what I wanna see. My world use to be worth living for, and now it's hard enough just to be me.
I'm not afraid of the gun in my hand, I'm not afraid of dying, I'm just afraid of the pain it will bring.
Gamophobia is the fear or marriage, relationships or commitment.
Peas melt in vinegar.
Life is like a movie, if you’ve sat through more than half of it and it sucked every second so far, it probably isn’t gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
When you pray for rain, you have got to deal with the mud too.
I hate missing someone, and knowing they don't give a fuck.
From the moment you're born, you're slowly dying.
We're just suicidal kids telling other suicidal kids that suicide isn't the answer.
If karma doesn't hit you I fucking will!
Life and death are one thread.
Marco Polo
Wie het laatst lacht, denkt het traagst.
Hoe is het?
Te warm.
We were two and had but one heart.
When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.
Michael Bassey Johnson
They say that I can't last a day in the real world. I say you wouldn't survive one night in mine.
Never forget who gave you help when everybody else gave you excuses.
Le prochain quart d’heure compte. Le prochain quart de siècle aussi.
Waar geen politie is, is geen maximumsnelheid.
There's nothing I want more to take than the only thing that they won't let me take... my life.
Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.
The problem is that I care way too much about people who don't give a shit about me.
What's the big fucking deal? Lots of amazing people have committed suicide, and they turned out alright.
Emilie Autumn
My friends treat me like God. They ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something.
I could go on with my day and act like everything is okay. But as my life goes on, it hurts more in every way.
So as you can see from my chart this is how much I feel for you now. Absolutely positively not a fucking diddly shit squat. So please jog on. Thanks for your time.
I need someone who needs me. Because the problem is that I always need someone, but then they end up leaving because no one ever needs me.
If I'm a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you, it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you. Or I really hate you and I don't care if you know it.
Good luck figuring out which one.
Niks is blijvend, behalve verandering.
One cannot both feast and become rich.
Misery is almost always the result of thinking.
Pistanthrophobia. Fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships gone bad.
Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
If you ever become victimized by other people's hatred, ignorance, complesex or insecurities, remember this: Shit could be worse. You could be them.
Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.
You don't need another human being to make your life complete, but let's be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn't see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into, is the most calming thing in this world.
Another year closer to the sweet release of death.
J'arrive, mais pas tout de suite.
Sex drugs and rock'n roll, weed speed and birdcontroll. Life sucks when you die? So fuck the world and lets get high.
Dream date: a date.
Suicide. Why is it that the word itself grabs your attention immediately, but the actions leading up to it go completely unnoticed?
In Saudi Arabia, Valentine's Day is banned.
Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me. I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouted, delight you've all come to know and love.
If there are no ups and downs in your life, it means you are dead.
The secret to a happy life is to let people think you know nothing about computers.
Alweer een dag meer geleefd, één minder te gaan!
We are all travelers in the wilderness of the world, and the best that we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
I once asked someone I loved very much if they were happy. He said he was, but "in the way that life continues to thrive at Chernobyl" and I've thought about it every day since. It is so heartbreakingly hopeful and nothing has ever summed up the experience of being human better.
It's not you, it's your grammar.
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
Maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble. Maybe I want the trouble. I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time, but with you, the trouble doesn't seem so, troubling.
Laws were made to be broken.
Come sleep with me: We won't make love, love will make us.
Julian Cortázar
Suicide only really frightens those who are never tempted by it and never will be, for its darkness only welcomes those who are predestined to it.
Georges Bernanos
Zwijgen is een geneesmiddel tegen verdriet.
The meaning of life is finding whatever thing, no matter how big or how small, that gives your life meaning.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Laurence J. Peter
It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.
John Green
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else.
Sarcasm is actually good for your health. People who are sarcastic live longer.
There are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.
Nicole Krauss
We are all speeding towards death at the rate of sixty minutes per hour.
Sid Collins
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Benjamin Franklin
When you begin a journey of revenge, start by digging two graves: one for your enemy, and one for yourself.
Jodi Picoult
I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world fucks everybody. Pretending you're not getting fucked makes you an idiot, not an optimist.
Everybody want happiness, nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.
Beat a drum, bang the drummer.
Are your free tomorrow? No, I'm very expensive.
Kon ik maar pissen zoals hij kon praten.
Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.
Jim C. Hines
Adronitis. Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
People make mistakes, that's life. Repeat the same mistakes, that's stupidity.
People always tell me that I look sad and tired. I know I look sad and tired. I am sad and tired.
Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with.
Truth is the safest lie.
Suicide doesn't end the pain, it just passes it on to someone else.
Consciously trying to keep a new relationship secret heightens romantic feelings for one another.
Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one's for you.
Dragonflies have a lifespan of 24 hours. Imagine if they had to wait in line.
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you. You'll be fun of for being who you are. Enjoy your stay.
Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end, people are assholes and will judge you anyway.
The truth is I'm always scared no matter what you say, no matter what you do for me not to be. I'm always scared that you might leave and get tired of how I'm always scared about things.
When I was a kid I told myself never would I become addicted to anything. Never would I need something, crave something so hopelessly. Then you came into my life and so beautifully, gracefully ruined everything.
Nothing in life is promised except death.
Kanye West
Everybody needs somebody sometimes.
Barcode scanners read the white bars, not the black bars.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience ~ well that comes from poor judgment.
Cousin Woodman
Do you ever think about all the people who you might have fallen in love with if you'd only taken a different way home or stood a little longer in the bread aisle at the supermarket? All the people who might have been an integral part of your life but instead you'll never know them. The unimaginable impact that our mundane choices have on our lives really gets to me. Think of how many times I might have died if I'd made different choices. Maybe I'd be homeless. Maybe I'd be famous. Maybe I'd be rich. Sometimes I'm so overwhelmed by the impact of my choices that I can't choose anything at all because I'm afraid today will be the day that I make the choice that changes everything.
My walls went up, as my confidence went down.
Words don't matter, actions better.
Have you ever lived my life, have you ever spent one minute in my shoes? If you haven't, then tell me why you judge me like you do.
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.
Haruki Murakami
Thoughts aren't dangerous, stupid people are.
I know that you think you know what I said. But I'm not sure whether you understood that what you heard is what I meant.
Saying that you're okay is so much easier rather than explaining all the reasons why you're not.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1. Television
2. Telephone
3. Tellawoman
I like pizza. You like pizza. I am bad at poems. Kiss me.
My favorite animal is steak.
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
Sean Williamson
Love makes of the wisest man a fool, and of the most foolish woman, a sage.
A rat can last longer without water than a camel can.
Besides anarchy, the worst thing in this world is government.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Why should I apologize for the monster I've become? Nobody has ever apologized for making me this way.
Werk fascineert mij enorm... Ik kan er uren naar kijken.
Het leven is net een treinreis, mensen stappen op en mensen stappen af.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?". Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Charles M. Schulz
I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally.
Wie zijn jullie.
Ik ben Buda. Hij is Pest.
I went down to the river,
I set down on the bank.
I tried to think but couldn't,
So I jumped in and sank.
Langston Hughes
Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better.
Never destroy anyone in public when you can accomplish the same result in private.
Harvey Specter
Laat de appels (leerkrachten) maar rotten.
There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.
A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
If you could read my mind, you'd be in tears.
Life is cruel.
It's hard to forget someone from the past when that person has been the one you ever wanted in your future.
Spare you breath to cool your porridge.
Student:
Iemand die precies op de hoogte is van alles wat hij niet studeert.
If you have someone that still texts you when you haven't replied for hours, watches you give other people attention while you ignore them or even just handles all the bullshit you throw at them, you need to knock some fucking sense into yourself. Tell them thank you, I love you and never fucking let them go cause someone like that is hard to find in this shitty ass world.
They say suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, sometimes that problem isn't so temporary.
No man ever threw away life while it was worth keeping.
David Hume
Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution?
My grandpa always said "don't hit people with your hand, you will hurt yourself. Hit them with an object that way you won't get hurt" just saying.
All the big powers they've silenced me. So much for free speech and choice on this fundamental human right.
Jack Kevorkian
When you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Nore Ephron
Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.
John Lennon
Of course it's easy to smile. But it's hard to make it mean something.
Grab a plate and throw it on the floor.
Okay, done.
Did it break?
Yes.
Now, say sorry to it.
Sorry.
Did it go back to how it was before?
No.
Do you understand?
The reward for being good at digging holes, is a bigger shovel.
Terry Pratchet
I like you… like A LOT.
I did a bad thing.
Does it affect me?
No.
Then suffer in silence.
Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.
You grow on people, but so does cancer.
There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel so fucking sad. — Kurt Cobain, Suicide note
There are never enough "I love you's".
Lenny Bruce
Before you walk into my life. You need to know something about me. You need to know that I'm a very insecure person, I have a very low self esteem, I'm not perfect. I am everything but perfect. I find it hard to trust people now. I've made mistakes in the past and I've learned to live with them. I've learned to accept people for who they really are, it's not hard. Sometimes, I can't be bothered anymore. Sometimes I don't even want to be alive, but the thing is, I have a million reasons to be alive and I just haven't found them yet. I miss the people that I shouldn't think about anymore. I've liked, I've loved, I've been hurt. I have hurt people. I'm not perfect. But hey, this is me. And before you walk into my life, you need to know these things. Because, if you walk into my life, you can't walk out of my life when things are getting hard. Just like all the other people did.
Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
They only invited you because they knew you wouldn't come.
Because I could watch you for a single minute and find a thousand things that I love about you.
It is not enough to be busy, the question is what are we busy about.
Henry David Thoreau
Scars are stories, history written on the body.
Kathryn Harrison
What you call dog with no legs?
I'll be fine, but not today.
The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.
If you have $20 and your girlfriend has $20 then your girlfriend has $40.
Why can't I have $40?
8 planeten, 204 landen, 5 continenten, 8 miljard mensen en ik kies jou.
False friends are resemble our shadows: keep close behind us, while we're being in the sun, leaving us when we're moving in the darkness.
Ik zie ik zie wat jij niet ziet. En het is liefde.
I just heard on the news that gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this and my toast was very hairy.
Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all.
Kurt Cobain
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met you.
Don't tell me to get a life, I'm a gamer, I've got lots of lifes.
The blue whale can produce sounds up to 188 decibels. This is the loudest sound produced by a living animal and has been detected as far away as 530 miles.
Geduld is een mooie zaak, maar het heeft nog nooit een haan een ei helpen leggen.
Het is niet hetgene wat je doet, maar wat in je zit.
The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone.
What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.
Charles Bukowski
Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you're at your worst.
Person: I'm depressed.
Society: You're just being dramatic.
Person: I self harm.
Society: You're just trying to get attention.
Person: Commits suicide.
Society: We never saw the signs!
Most people will text faster if they like the person they are texting.
Chivalry died right after good women did.
Do you ever lay in bed at night hoping you wake up in the emergency room and hear the words "he's not going to make it"
Ctrl Alt Delete feelings.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.
Helen Fielding
I'm sorry did my back hurt you're knife?
I'll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.
What do you take me for, an idiot?
Charles De Gaulle
Don't ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.
Isaiah Henkel
Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ingorant they are, the more opinions they have.
A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hunderd moments of regret.
People take one another for granted.
Nina LaCour
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed
Kin Hubbard
Time won't heal this damage anymore.
No I'm not a smart ass… I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious & I speak fluent sarcasm.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Do you know what it is like to lie in bed awake; with thoughts to haunt you every night, of all your past mistakes. Knowing sleep will set it right — if you were not to wake.
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But nobody ever asks if you are happy.
Heath Ledger
Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' obviously never tried pushing a door that said pull.
Manum alloquere, facie non audiente (Talk to the hand, ‘cause the face ain’t listening anymore.)
There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
Leonard Cohen
You may kill me, but never insult me.
Very funny you are. Not.
I used to have many faults, now I have only two; everything I say and everything I do...
Better never than late.
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let me get hit by a car.
How I really wish to die,
jump off the roof and try to fly.
Twinkle twinkle little knife,
help me end this wretched life.
Brace yourself we takin off, pistol loaded, my safety's off.
This isn’t life. This is not living. This is dying. I’m dying slowly. Dying painfully. I’m just waiting for the right time to end it all.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
Don't kiss me if you're afraid of thunder. My life is a storm.
Anita Krizzan
One day we'll never have to say goodbye, only goodnight.
10 minutes at work and I start using "fuck" like a comma.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I don't live to be - but before you start pointing fingers... make sure you hands are clean!
Bob Marley
I wish death upon no one. But if the world is too painful for someone, then they should at least be able to die peacefully and at a place of their own choosing.
My parents constantly talk about my future, but I can't build up the courage to tell them that I probably won't even be alive then.
People: You're really quiet.
Me: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
You burn more calories while sleeping than you do watching television. Wake me up when I'm first in line.
I know I acted like an asshole, but in my defence, I am an asshole and I don't care.
A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.
You know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
Is shutting down for routine maintenance. Normal service will resume in approximately 6 hours
Cry me a river, then go drown in it.
You know what will make your girlfriend happy? Someone else.
Atychiphobia is the fear of failure.
There is a limit you know, to how much a person can take.
You can run but you can't hide.
Hangman is great. It teaches you that by saying the wrong things, you could end someone's life.
When you have a good heart: You help too much, you give too much, you love to much and it always seems you hurt the most.
Do you ever feel so sad that your chest aches, you feel so numb and there's a big hole right where your heart should be. And you feel just so empty like you don't matter, like you're nothing, your life is nothing and you're just invisible. You just want to lie in your bed and sleep for a while. Sleep just for a very long time and possibly never wake up. Do you ever feel like that? Cause it's how I always feel.
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
Wie een kuil graaft voor een ander, is in ieder geval geen egoïst.
Happy watching, thank you.
Haters never die, they just multiply.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Robert Orben
Think outside the box, collapse the box and take a fucking sharp knife to it.
We zijn geen baas over onze planeet.
My life is overpopulated with idiots.
We all agree that pessimism is a mark of superior intellect.
John Kenneth Galbraith
I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick the 5 fattest people I know, she'd be 3 of them.
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Martin Luther King
Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me.
I managed to screw up the screw up.
Are you sick?
I wanna save everyone from pain, depression, loneliness and heartache, but how can I do that if I even can't save myself?
The hardest thing in this world... is to live in it.
Studies have suggested that gifted people often have a bad handwriting because their brains are working faster than their hands.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
It's estimated that four people a year die while putting on pants.
What scares you the most?
Don't be sorry, just don't do it again.
Fernando Alonso siempre ventilador!
Welcome to a world where being yourself isn't good enough.
If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.
All I want for Christmas is you… to shut the hell up.
I paint selfportraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know the best.
I didn’t give a fuck this morning... Then I drank a Red Bull. Now I don’t give a flying fuck.
When you are angry, be silent.
Remember that time is money.
Home alone.
You break down.
Letting out everything.
Crying as loud as you can.
Your family come home,
And here you go.
Fake smile, fake laugh,
Pretend everything is okay.
They don't suspect a thing.
They don't suspect their child is broken and falling apart.
If you ever ask me that question again, you'll never wake up the following morning.
It's hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn't care about the answer.
Can you just e-mail me the rest of the story?
Your body creates 2.4 million new red blood cells every second.
How much for the love drug? Sir, that's chloroform.
Sarcasm: Intellect on the offensive.
Text a girl at 11:12 and say; "Your wish just came true.".
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Charles Bukowski
Happiness is a private club that will not let me enter.
Leanita McClain
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
My favorite ferrari is my next one.
There's no place for truth on the internet.
Defeat the defeat before the defeat defeats you...
I could be drinking a juice box and still kick your ass.
Harvey Specter
I like to think of life as a terminal illness. You can either fight or let it kill you, but either way, you die eventually. Some people say it all depends on "when". That you should keep yourself healthy so you are safe from dying sooner. However the thing about life, is no matter what you do, bad or good, the cancer can kill you at anytime. The healthiest person can die in a car wreck from someone else's mistakes. A chain smoker with heart problems can live to be 92. It's not about trying to fight the cancer of life. It's learning how to live with it the way you want, right now, despite the odds, knowing that it's terminal.
In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
It's getting colder and so is my heart. It's getting darker and so are my thoughts. The leaves are falling and so am I, falling (apart).
It’s scientifically proven that stress is caused by giving a fuck.
One in every 30 million lobsters is yellow.
The first step to failure is trying.
Homer Simpson
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks if you are happy.
Heath Ledger
Face your problems, don't Facebook them.
Watch your thougts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become your character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.
It's absolutely terrifying to let someone in. Let them see the darkest corners of your soul. The reasons why you cry and why they make you so happy. It's absolutely terrifying because you might run away with my secrets and never give them back.
Ik heb heel wat trouwe kennissen. Telkens ze me nodig hebben, zijn ze daar.
We cannot tear out a single page of our life, but we can throw the whole book in the fire.
George Sand
Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Rick Sanchez
Of course I can be nice to you. I choose not to.
Als twee pessimisten mekaar ontmoeten, schudden ze de hoofden in plaats van de handen.
The clock is always slow, it's later than you think.
It's not enough that I should succeed, others should fail.
When people change, I'm disappointed they're not who I remember them being. And when people don't change, I'm disappointed they still are who they were. All people do is disappoint, and I do mean all people.
I no longer care about survival - I merely love.
Your ex asking to be friends after a break up, is like kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and you introduce another competitor into the overcrowded fishing industry, he and his descendants will do so until all fish approach extinction, contravening EU fishing policy, reducing the biodiversity of the world's oceans and increasing the economic decline of the fishing industry.
Het is moeilijk mannen naar de kerk te lokken. Het kan hen namelijk niet schelen hoe andere mannen gekleed zijn.
Don't worry about breaking me or making me sad. Because you can't break something that is already broken and sadden someone who is already sad.
Sometimes I think I'm falling apart, but then I ask myself: "Have I ever been complete?".
Ellipsis. A sadness that you'll never be able to know how history will turn out.
Facts are stupid things.
In the end, people should be judged by their actions, since in the end, it was actions that defined everyone.
Ask me no questions and I shall tell you no lies.
A cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
Beverly Sills
Ik heb helaas geen tijd voor hoop.
Pennies are made of 95% copper and 5% zinc.
How to murder someone: Tell them you love them and never talk to them again.
I made somebody happy today. I'm frantically searching for a way to undo it.
kjsfljas fhkl n sa klfd... Sorry, there was a spider on the keyboard...
What I need to survive has been given to me by earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
I like pessimists. They’re always the ones who bring life jackets for the boat.
Lisa Kleypas
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
L:P. Hartley
Er is een dunne draad tussen lot en toeval.
I'd like to tell you that things will get better tomorrow. But I've been through so many tomorrows and nothing has changed.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every situation.
I don't want to live to waste another day underneath the shadow of mistakes I made cause I feel like I'm breaking inside I don't want to fall and say I lost it all cause baby there's a part of me to hit the wall leaving pieces of me behind and I feel like I'm breaking inside.
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
Kennis is iets delicaat.
I'm not going to lie. I'm actually scared about where I'm going to be in the future.
Waarom leven als je al voor vijftig dollar kunt worden begraven? (Amerikaanse reclamespreuk)
My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary.
I need you because I love you.
Erich Fromm
Good question, ask it again.
Als het leven geen zin heeft, kun je er ook geen punt achter zetten.
Friendship often ends in love but love never in friendship.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to the conversation.
The major sin is the sin of being born.
Samuel Beckett
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.
Impossible is nothing.
I'm not saying everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.
John Green
Indien ik geen gevoel voor humor had, dan zou ik al lang geleden zelfmoord hebben gepleegd.
Ceraunophile: a person who loves lightning and thunder.
Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Just because someone looks happy doesn't mean they are because even a white rose has a black shadow.
"You can't love someone unless you love yourself first." Bullshit. I have never loved myself. But you, oh God, I loved you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.
It has been said, "Time heals all wounds". I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But is never gone.
Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
Yes, I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful.
How do people even fucking sleep with night lights? My room needs to be as dark as my soul.
Volgens een Britse wet uit 1845 kreeg je de doodstraf als je zelfmoord probeerde plegen.
Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Power attracts the corruptible. Suspect any who seek it.
Frank Herbert
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
Cynthia Hand
When people ask a dumb question, I feel that it’s my duty to give a sarcastic answer.
Soms is nooit verplicht.
You know what a winner is? It's just the guy that lost the least.
You'll just never know... So many emotions I choose not to show...
People with blue eyes tend to be more intelligent, and perform better in their academic careers than people with brown eyes.
I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing and dancing under the moon.
I'm sorry I got mad and said a lot of words I meant but should not have said.
It's ironic how depressed people understand the value of happiness more than people who claim to be happy.
I don't know what kind of weapons will be used in the third world war, assuming there will be a third world war. But I can tell you what the fourth world war will be fought with ... stone clubs.
Who ever says money doesn't make you happy, please transfer your money to my account.
Oops, sorry. I dropped that fuck I was about to give.
I'm not asking you to just sit and wait for me to give a shit. You can walk around if you want to.
"Weet ik veel..."
"Nee"
Hoe groter de leugen, hoe meer men geneigd is die te geloven.
I guess there comes a point where you just have to stop trying because it hurts to much to hold on anymore.
Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance and my kindness for weakness.
Someone once asked me, "Why do you always insist on taking the hard road?" I replied, "Why do you assume I see two roads?"
Grammar Pedantry Syndrome is a form of OCD in which sufferes need to correct every grammatical error.
I have a big hug waiting for you anytime you need one.
We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasising. Imagining. Expecting. Worrying. Doubting. Just let it naturally evolve.
The worst part about being sad is that you don't even know what makes you happy anymore.
I don't need sex, the government fucks me every day.
Letters maken woorden. Woorden maken zinnen en ik weet niet met welk woord ik moet beginnen om je te zeggen, dat ik je wil beminnen.
Dat doet geen pijn, er niet zijn. De dood is het einde, punt.
I'm at that stage of life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1=5, you're absolutely correct. Enjoy.
I'll make you a deal. You stop acting like a moron and I'll start pretending that you aren't one.
It's not me, it's you... You're a fucking asshole.
About 250.000 people die every day. If everybody prayed for them every day, about 250.000 people would still die every day.
Let distance be another reason to love harder than any couple should.
Why did you try to kill yourself?
You told me to be happy.
Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment.
Haruki Murakami
To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved is everything.
If you rearrange the letters in "mother-in-law" you get "Woman Hitler". Coincidence? I think not...
It ain't about how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. It's how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done.
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you learn.
Verontschuldig je niet. Pas je gedrag aan.
Some facts about me: I don't care. Seriously.
Getting no message is also a message.
War doesn't determine who's right ... Only who's left.
The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.
I never said, "I want to be alone." I only said "I want to be let alone!" There is all the difference.
Greta Garbo
Things money can't buy:
• Manners
• Morals
• Respect
• Character
• Common sense
• Trust
• Patience
• Class
• Integrity
• Love
You have delighted us long enough.
I think I'm afraid of being happy because everytime I'm happy, something bad always happens.
We are products of our past, but we don't have to be prisoners of it.
Rick Warren
"Campbell" Julia says "Don't do this to me"
"Do what?"
"Push me off the same cliff twice.
Jodi Picoult
Sarcasm is largely linked to stress relief. People subconsciously utilize sarcasm to relieve themselves of stress and anger.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Feelings don't walk away, people do.
Audiemus, ut primum ad hanc rem Latina Lingua disponendam promptus (prompta voor een vrouw) es (We zullen luisteren van zodra ge dat in het Nederlands geformuleerd krijgt.)
When people have the freedom to choose, they choose wrong.
I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.
Ned Vizzini
When I was little I told my dad I stubbed my toe. So he told me to bite my finger until I forgot about the toe and was only thinking of the finger.
To take one pain away by focussing on another. It actually sounds quite similar to something I do now.
"It's not suicide", she said, "if you're already dying."
Wil je vlinders in je buik? Stop een rups in je reet.
The two most powerfull warriors are patience and time.
When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.
Ron Paul
Wanneer genoeg te weinig is, is niets genoeg.
Let me tell you this: If you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could and it still wasn't good enough.
I feel like shit. But I'll still smile because I'd rather not talk about it.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
If nobody loves you today don't you worry, nobody loves you any other day of the year either.
I am the designer of my own catastrophy.
I'm sorry if I get overly protective and jealous sometimes. I's just that I've never let someone in as much as you and now you mean so much to me that the thought of losing you terrifies me.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Nooit duurt erg lang.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm, just another false alarm.
Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this?
K-Ske Hasegawa
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Some days I feel everything at once. Other days I feel nothing at all. I don't know what's worse; drowning beneath the waves or dying from the thirst.
Even when I hear your name from a distance, I smile.
A simple I love you means more than money.
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
I've been around many people in my life, but never have I gotten attached to anyone like I did to you.
Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you that can't laugh either.
What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
Martin Fowler
I wanted to tell people, "My depression is acting up today" as an excuse for not seeing them, but I never managed to pull it off.
Ned Vizzini
There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.
Tennessee Williams
Things I'm thankful for: Sarcasm.
Why develop feelings for girls when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results?
How do you piss off a fat kid. put them in a circular room n tell them dinners in the corner.
American Airlines saved $40.000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Nothing in my life has ever made me want to commit suicide more than people's reaction to my trying to commit suicide.
Emilie Autumn
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
George Orwell
Het is geen schande om te proberen en te mislukken. Nee, maar is wel zwaar kut!
There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.
Ge moet mensen gebruiken. Eerlijkheid is een luxe.
In NASA, we never punish error. We only punish the concealment of error.
Nothing can stop me now because I don't care anymore.
It is called Facebook, not Problembook.
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
Orson Welles
You'll make it right on your own, or I will.
Harvey Specter
What's right isn't always popular. What's popular isn't always right.
I really think I deserve an award for the amount of sarcastic comments I manage to keep to myself on a daily basis.
If you can’t say anything fucking nice about anyone, come sit by me.
Each year that passes is another year closer to death.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want, doesn't count.
Kin Hubbard
There will come a day where you eventually stop trying. All this time you have spent, all those effort you have put in, they are all for nothing. You have been silly all these while it was all your wishful thinking. The one you are waiting for is not going to come. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not in forever. People say we accept the love we deserve and maybe now you will finally realise that you deserve better.
What's red and bad for your teeth? ... A brick. Now shut the fuck up!
The leading cause of death in Japan for people who are under 30 years old is suicide.
Damn girl, are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
"Us", I like the sound of that.
Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!
Nieuwsgierigheid is de voorwaarde voor kennis.
One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say.
If you are not leaning, no one will let you down.
Sometimes even the best-laid plans go wrong.
Mauerbauertraurigkeit. The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care.
I hate it when I go into a room to do something and totally forget what it was, so I drain the bathtub and put the toaster back in the kitchen.
I will never be good enough for you. I got that.
I don't chase people anymore. I learned that I'm here and I'm important. I'm not going to run after people to prove that I matter.
When I do something great, no one ever seems to remember, but when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget.
Vroeger was ik een twijfelaar, ik ben daar nu niet meer zo zeker van.
Herman Finkers
A person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me to point it out?
I'm sick of crying, tired of trying... I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying.
I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be, but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.
Douglas Pagels
I'm working on it, so please fuck off.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
The thing with broken clocks is you can always tell exactly when they stopped ticking. With people it isn't so easy and sometimes you can't even tell they're broken.
Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.
Thinking positively is actually harmful for some people and can lead to depression and anxiety.
If everyone fucked the way you parked, the human race would likely go extinct. Way to miss the target, jackass.
Don't tell her that she is pretty. Instead, tell her how conversations with her can keep you awake for the entire night. Tell her how she reminds you of the smell of freshly brwed coffee and tell her that she is enough even if some people want her to feel otherwise. Tell her that she make silence look gorgeous and tell her why she makes everything look worth the efforts. Don't call her pretty, tell her you are so glad that she exists.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
People wait all week for friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.
Life is a stage and you play the lead role...
This is a real letter. I hope you get this far but I won't be mad if you don't want to read any of it. This is what I want so don't be sad. You might be looking for reasons but there are no reason. The sun stopped shining for me is all. The whole story is: I am sad. I am sad all the time and the sadness is so heavy that I can't get away from it. Not ever. There used the be days that I thought I was okay, or at least that I was going to be. We'd be hanging out somewhere and everything would just fit right and I would think 'It will be okay if it can just be like this forever' but of course nothing can ever stay just how it is forever.
I like people, i don't like conversations.
Ding dong your opinion is wrong.
Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today and in all honesty I probably won't give a fuck tomorrow either.
What is the saddest word in English?
Almost.
Why?
I was almost good for her. She was almost in love with me. We almost made it.
Ik wil je vertellen dat je veel voor mij betekent, maar ik ben bang voor een teleurstellende reactie.
They say actions speak louder than words, so instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.
That look in your eyes is pain in my ass.
The smallest coffins are the heaviest.
Brought roses home. Key’s didn’t fit.
I met my soulmate. She didn’t.
Goodbye mission control. Thanks for trying.
Voyager still transmitted, but earth didn’t.
One bullet is a lifetime supply.
Mom taught me how to shave.
Introduced myself to mother again today.
I just saw my reflection blink.
Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.
An only son, a folded flag.
Passengers, this isn’t your captain speaking.
Just Married! Read the shattered windshield.
Siri, delete Mom from my contacts.
Jumped. Then I changed my mind.
He hit send, then a tree.
Ever seen chalk outlines that small?
Dad left. A flag came back.
What’s your return policy on rings?
It’s our fiftieth, table for one.
One bullet was cheaper than therapy.
Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs.
Paramedics finished her text, "... love you.".
She was lovely. Then things changed.
Imagined adulthood. Gained adulthood. Lost imagination.
Selling parachute: never openend, slightly stained.
Our bedroom. Two voices. I knock.
Then you wake up and you want to die.
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
The road to success is always under construction.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Damn, let me kiss you.
A lot of you cared, just not enough. Jay Asher
The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
Love lasts. Anger tends to fade.
Some people are destined for greatness. Fortunately, you're not one of them.
I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts.
What Susie says of Sallie, says more of Susie than of Sallie.
Quisquis non salit (x3), cinaedus est. (Al wie dat niet springt, is homofiel.)
Most people die at 25 and aren't buried until they're 75.
It seems like we might have a shot together. But yet we are both waiting for something, something to happen before one of us decides to make a go at it. And I wish that something would come soon.
It's better to die standing on your feet, than live the rest of your life on your knees.
Kup-fun-tor ha'kiv na'ish du stau? (Vulcan phrase: Can you return life to what you kill?)
It's hard to tell who has your back, from who has it long enough just to stab you in it...
Nicole Richie
Go ahead, kill me. You'll be doing me a favour.
Live is not love until love is vulnerable.
People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don't think that's true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.
Kim Culbertson
Don't tell me I'm not alone because at 3:27 am on a friday morning when I'm smothered in my darkness with heavy thoughts and what if's clutching my tear stained pillow. I sit up an look around the room to see that the only person here is me, the only person who understands me, the only person who hears the cries is me. Don't tell me I'm not alone because that is false. You're not the one engulfed in sadness. It's me and I am so alone.
This is what I want so don't be sad.
Nina LaCour
Ik geloof dat er leven is na de dood. Maar ik geloof niet dat ik het nog zal meemaken.
Wiet van Broeckhoven
Being able to respond with sarcasm to a stupid question within seconds is literally a sign of a healthy brain.
If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
Frank A. Clark
Live for nothing, die for something.
"Ik heb je gemist!" - "Aww, ik jou ook!" - "Ik bedoel, de kogel heeft jou gemist..."
Roses are dead,
violets are too.
Were all gonna die,
and so are you!
Sometimes I think, sometimes I don't.
The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.
If you're nervous, it means that you give a damn.
There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.
Jules Renard
Why do you care if I'm happy.
Who needs cocaine when human emotions can fuck you up just the same.
Oh you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.
Yeah... If you play "hard to get", I promise I will play "not give a shit" in return.
Overthinking kills happiness. Insecurities kill self-esteem. Lies kill trust.
45 percent of all Ferraris sold are red.
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls, gets broken.
"Hypopituitarism" is the disease that doesn't allow a person to feel love.
Silence, always my fortress, sometimes my prison.
John Marsden
Home is a battlefield.
I don't necessarily want to be happy; I just want to stop feeling miserable.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
If you spend too long holding on to the one who treats you like an option, it will be harder finding someone who treats you like a priority.
My father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you, they should be a little nervous and honestly I think that's some of the best advice anyone has ever given me.
Single, I am not. Married to freedom I am.
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard
Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.
Want someone to stop texting you? Send this sms: "Service error 305: Message delivery failed. Further messages will be charged to your account."
Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' obviously never tried pushing a door that said pull.
I don't know if I'm getting better or if I'm now used to sadness.
When you're dead you don't know that you're dead, but it's hard for the people around you. It's the same if you are stupid.
Oh really? You know what that sounds like? Not my problem.
And I realized that there's a big difference between deciding to leave and knowing where to go.
Robyn Schneider
Everybody is born to die. Some earlier than others.
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing with women because we have an instinctive need to make sense.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Me? Sarcastic? Never.
Momento mori.
I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.
Never tell you problems to anyone. 80% don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them.
Fuck the system before the system fucks you.
When you are angry, be silent.
There's a smile on my face but I don't know why it's there... I put it on to satisfy all the people that don't even care.
If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
Taisen Deshimaru
Getting attached hurts.
When they leave you're lost,
you're confused,
you're alone.
Healthy, the slowest possible rate at which you can die.